Old Major Pig
@sociologistpig.bsky.social
Boston | 27 | he/she/they/it | love of my life is @cubwov.bsky.social, but we’re open 👀 | rly soft | sociologist who doesn’t read enough | 18+ only | “hates all chasers” | tip the fat gays you jerk off to if you want us to stay fat and fatter ☺️
Is this enough tummy? For your Tuesday?hey do you think I’m giving enough tummy here? A massive amount of belly? A total whopper of gut meat presented unto you for the second day of the week?
November 19, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Is this enough tummy? For your Tuesday?hey do you think I’m giving enough tummy here? A massive amount of belly? A total whopper of gut meat presented unto you for the second day of the week?
Interesting how not a single chaser sent me $10 to solve the obesity pay gap … intriguing isn’t it !! Anyway goodnight y’all here’s me, fat, hairy, bathed yet still just the right amount of smelly, etc. 🤗🤗🤗
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Interesting how not a single chaser sent me $10 to solve the obesity pay gap … intriguing isn’t it !! Anyway goodnight y’all here’s me, fat, hairy, bathed yet still just the right amount of smelly, etc. 🤗🤗🤗
Kinda loving having my beard getting all bushy again… anyway what’re you gonna taste first, my pits or my tits 🤗
November 6, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Kinda loving having my beard getting all bushy again… anyway what’re you gonna taste first, my pits or my tits 🤗
Hey so uh. I just ate soooo much all you can eat Japanese BBQ ……. But I don’t have dessert :( I’m starrrrrvingggggg clearly 😌🤗
November 6, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Hey so uh. I just ate soooo much all you can eat Japanese BBQ ……. But I don’t have dessert :( I’m starrrrrvingggggg clearly 😌🤗
I hate gay Halloween what do you mean @cubwov.bsky.social and I were dressed up as the log lady and her log from Twin Peaks
November 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I hate gay Halloween what do you mean @cubwov.bsky.social and I were dressed up as the log lady and her log from Twin Peaks
Physically I’m at work again but mentally and spiritually I’m still here
November 3, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Physically I’m at work again but mentally and spiritually I’m still here
Hey y’all so uhhhhh I won fat slut in ptown spooky bear by being fat and a slut at the same time please clap 😌🫶🏼
November 2, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Hey y’all so uhhhhh I won fat slut in ptown spooky bear by being fat and a slut at the same time please clap 😌🫶🏼
Performing my civic duty 🫡
October 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Performing my civic duty 🫡
Its suspenders season … aka push up bras for the belly 🤗
October 29, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Its suspenders season … aka push up bras for the belly 🤗
Fat cock Friday or fat pad Friday or fat fuck Friday boy I don’t know get in there it all smells good I promise 🐷
October 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Fat cock Friday or fat pad Friday or fat fuck Friday boy I don’t know get in there it all smells good I promise 🐷
Oh, hey boy… did you drop something down there? 🤔
October 23, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Oh, hey boy… did you drop something down there? 🤔
Not to be dramatic but it’s tummy Tuesday and nobody is ordering me mountains of food to gorge myself on and rub my belly for hours while I lay on my bed so stuffed I can barely move or think uwu
October 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Not to be dramatic but it’s tummy Tuesday and nobody is ordering me mountains of food to gorge myself on and rub my belly for hours while I lay on my bed so stuffed I can barely move or think uwu
Hey y’all last week was so busy and stressful preparing for this and then I got a cold the last couple days after this contest but anyway life update !!
I got first runner up for the bear contest 😌 I’m gonna say not bad for my first time competing in something like this ever lol
I got first runner up for the bear contest 😌 I’m gonna say not bad for my first time competing in something like this ever lol
October 16, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Hey y’all last week was so busy and stressful preparing for this and then I got a cold the last couple days after this contest but anyway life update !!
I got first runner up for the bear contest 😌 I’m gonna say not bad for my first time competing in something like this ever lol
I got first runner up for the bear contest 😌 I’m gonna say not bad for my first time competing in something like this ever lol
Is this that monochromatic Monday you gay people are always talking about or
October 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Is this that monochromatic Monday you gay people are always talking about or
Oh right happy jocktober to those who celebrate 🤗
October 3, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Oh right happy jocktober to those who celebrate 🤗
Oh also I’m doing this lol wish me luck divas
October 3, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Oh also I’m doing this lol wish me luck divas
Woahhhh it’s Tuesday imagine if you all sent me lunch money to see my belly get bigger 😌😌😌
September 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Woahhhh it’s Tuesday imagine if you all sent me lunch money to see my belly get bigger 😌😌😌
Hey buddy… what’re you doing under my desk? See something down there you like? Well don’t let me bother you
September 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Hey buddy… what’re you doing under my desk? See something down there you like? Well don’t let me bother you
POV: I’m your uber driver, you get in my car and it reeks with musk. Is that normal? You think so… wait, when did you get in the front passenger seat? And why am I shirtless? Is that normal too? Maybe it is… and when I say I accept tips in pit licks that sounds pretty normal all of the sudden too…
September 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
POV: I’m your uber driver, you get in my car and it reeks with musk. Is that normal? You think so… wait, when did you get in the front passenger seat? And why am I shirtless? Is that normal too? Maybe it is… and when I say I accept tips in pit licks that sounds pretty normal all of the sudden too…
Wow the rapture did happen, you performed a miracle and were in two places at once
September 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Wow the rapture did happen, you performed a miracle and were in two places at once
Sorry for not posting a tummy Tuesday yesterday, god tried to rapture me but she said I was too fat and couldn’t lift me up all the way 😪😪😪
September 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Sorry for not posting a tummy Tuesday yesterday, god tried to rapture me but she said I was too fat and couldn’t lift me up all the way 😪😪😪
Hey would you uhhhh sniff my armpits even if they were censored by the government for not being mournful enough of ****** ****? 🤗🤗🤗
September 18, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Hey would you uhhhh sniff my armpits even if they were censored by the government for not being mournful enough of ****** ****? 🤗🤗🤗
Wow crazy how every shirt is a crop top when you’re 360 pounds and stretch your arms up for two seconds, life hack tbh
September 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Wow crazy how every shirt is a crop top when you’re 360 pounds and stretch your arms up for two seconds, life hack tbh
On this 9/11 im celebrating being alive without a hole in my neck
September 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
On this 9/11 im celebrating being alive without a hole in my neck
I missed tummy Tuesday but it’s okay cause we still have wide Wednesday 🤗
September 3, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I missed tummy Tuesday but it’s okay cause we still have wide Wednesday 🤗