Hand signed with a fountain pen and ready to go with tomorrow's mail.

I have a Visa card (and provided the number when asked) so hopefully that makes my complaint seem a bit more important in their eyes. I will be writing up some physical letters to send as well. No phone tree can protect you from the USPS, MasterCard. Will reply later with proof.

I called Visa, customer service gave me the speech about not being responsible but did say that they'd open a case regarding my complaint. Called Stripe and was met with a voicemail immediately and I left a message. Attempted to call Mastercard but I'm not a customer so I couldn't get through.

Out of curiosity, would you be willing to offer any sort of discount if someone were to purchase all three at once?

Is this anything?