Socialist B Crumb
@socialist-b-crumb.bsky.social
Just your average Kowakian monkey-lizard on a vendetta against Disney. I am the Treasury Secretary on Tatooine. We've taken down crime lords and syndicates to finally redistribute all of the wealth on our humble sand planet!
@kirstengillibrand.bsky.social I hope that you have a great time on the American people’s dime! Or is it a fun wine day sponsored by AIPAC so you can continue to give them weapons to genocide innocent children? I hope the wine is great!
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October 1, 2025 at 6:37 PM
@kirstengillibrand.bsky.social I hope that you have a great time on the American people’s dime! Or is it a fun wine day sponsored by AIPAC so you can continue to give them weapons to genocide innocent children? I hope the wine is great!
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@bradlander.bsky.social looks like if Jon Lovitz and James Spader had a baby #cutebaby#nysocialism
June 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
@bradlander.bsky.social looks like if Jon Lovitz and James Spader had a baby #cutebaby#nysocialism
Everyone’s talking about good billionaires and bad billionaires - if we put them all in a stew, they’re gonna taste the same! So, let’s just put them all in a stew and feed someone more deserving!
February 2, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Everyone’s talking about good billionaires and bad billionaires - if we put them all in a stew, they’re gonna taste the same! So, let’s just put them all in a stew and feed someone more deserving!
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It truly makes my heart hurt to think that my daughter will be 7 and my son 5 when his term ends...and I'm not sure that it will. This orange tinted sociopath will be their first experience of a president as they develop a political consciousness. We must resist for them.
#resist
#resist
November 25, 2024 at 3:19 AM
It truly makes my heart hurt to think that my daughter will be 7 and my son 5 when his term ends...and I'm not sure that it will. This orange tinted sociopath will be their first experience of a president as they develop a political consciousness. We must resist for them.
#resist
#resist
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social Remember when they pretended I was dead? You know the truth, us being buds back in the cantina after Jabba died
November 22, 2024 at 7:38 PM
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social Remember when they pretended I was dead? You know the truth, us being buds back in the cantina after Jabba died
@berniesandersvt.bsky.social On Tatooine, we were incredibly motivated by everything you've done on your planet, so now we don't allow corporations in politics and we arrest anyone who makes over 100 million credits and force them to pay us 50% of their yearly income!
November 21, 2024 at 8:47 PM
@berniesandersvt.bsky.social On Tatooine, we were incredibly motivated by everything you've done on your planet, so now we don't allow corporations in politics and we arrest anyone who makes over 100 million credits and force them to pay us 50% of their yearly income!
Is this a real lefty thing or just some fucking neoliberal ploy to try and shit all over everything? I got kicked off of Twitter for threatening a "beloved" company that killed me in the movies - can I threaten corporations here? #imback #kowakianrights
November 21, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Is this a real lefty thing or just some fucking neoliberal ploy to try and shit all over everything? I got kicked off of Twitter for threatening a "beloved" company that killed me in the movies - can I threaten corporations here? #imback #kowakianrights