You sir must be a genius for being able to see the truth for what it is. I shall leave you with the opportunity to make the last remark in this remarkable conversation, as I expect that is your burning desire.

Yes sir, that must be it sir

I'm confused sir, first you call me buddy, then you call me chumley. That is causing cognitive dissonance and makes it difficult to try to understand you.

Please sir, you are the evasion expert. I am but a humble student learning intently.

The key words here are "People will pay for good shit"

You are incapable of producing good shit, since gaslighting is your primary objective.

The world is passing you by