Mike Ely
@social.taupehat.com
Technologist, dad, author, ally if you want one. Writing site used to update weekly.
"The limits of what you are willing to imagine are an epitaph you wrote […]
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"The limits of what you are willing to imagine are an epitaph you wrote […]
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You can make these from a couple feet of romex and about fifteen dollars worth of stuff from the hardwork store. Bear in mind, the only allowed use for these is to leave them on the desk of the plant safety manager on the first day of the fourth month of the year.
November 18, 2025 at 2:40 AM
You can make these from a couple feet of romex and about fifteen dollars worth of stuff from the hardwork store. Bear in mind, the only allowed use for these is to leave them on the desk of the plant safety manager on the first day of the fourth month of the year.
When you have an old car, get into an accident, and just want all the pieces to be where they're supposed to be without spending a lot of money:
#mechanic
#mechanic
November 16, 2025 at 10:22 PM
When you have an old car, get into an accident, and just want all the pieces to be where they're supposed to be without spending a lot of money:
#mechanic
#mechanic
Guys, I have a question about this dress...
November 11, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Guys, I have a question about this dress...
Here is (literally) the "very hard IQ test" that Trump bragged to the world about taking. If it were me I'd be worried that the doctors were making me take this exam in the first place.
Note for the visually impaired: this document (which due to […]
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Note for the visually impaired: this document (which due to […]
[Original post on social.taupehat.com]
October 30, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Here is (literally) the "very hard IQ test" that Trump bragged to the world about taking. If it were me I'd be worried that the doctors were making me take this exam in the first place.
Note for the visually impaired: this document (which due to […]
[Original post on social.taupehat.com]
Note for the visually impaired: this document (which due to […]
[Original post on social.taupehat.com]
My first Halloween with a doorbell camera...
October 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
My first Halloween with a doorbell camera...
Facebook's language translation engine is so bad as to be a close cousin to sabotage.
October 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Facebook's language translation engine is so bad as to be a close cousin to sabotage.
Made this to commemorate the last 24 hours of the Internet:
October 21, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Made this to commemorate the last 24 hours of the Internet:
One dog. One week. One flight of stairs. WTF
October 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
One dog. One week. One flight of stairs. WTF
When you need to get a pull request approved by your colleagues in order to finish a task, sometimes a bit of marketing is required. Is it fun? No. Did I make it seem fun? Probably not. Will it be enough to convince my coworkers to take pity on me and approve the PR? Here's hoping...
October 17, 2025 at 4:57 PM
When you need to get a pull request approved by your colleagues in order to finish a task, sometimes a bit of marketing is required. Is it fun? No. Did I make it seem fun? Probably not. Will it be enough to convince my coworkers to take pity on me and approve the PR? Here's hoping...
Came around a random corner and discovered this needless temptation for anyone who grew up watching Dukes of Hazzard:
October 5, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Came around a random corner and discovered this needless temptation for anyone who grew up watching Dukes of Hazzard:
My ex wife and I have a 14-year-old together. We get along great, but sometimes (often) we miscommunicate. This is like the perfect example. #parenting
October 2, 2025 at 4:38 AM
My ex wife and I have a 14-year-old together. We get along great, but sometimes (often) we miscommunicate. This is like the perfect example. #parenting
[Tiny tragedy, big feels]
Last bits of cleaning out the garage and I found the most tragic thing: a hummingbird had somehow got into the garage without a way out and spent its last moments gazing out the window where all the food and water it needed was […]
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Last bits of cleaning out the garage and I found the most tragic thing: a hummingbird had somehow got into the garage without a way out and spent its last moments gazing out the window where all the food and water it needed was […]
[Original post on social.taupehat.com]
September 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
[Tiny tragedy, big feels]
Last bits of cleaning out the garage and I found the most tragic thing: a hummingbird had somehow got into the garage without a way out and spent its last moments gazing out the window where all the food and water it needed was […]
[Original post on social.taupehat.com]
Last bits of cleaning out the garage and I found the most tragic thing: a hummingbird had somehow got into the garage without a way out and spent its last moments gazing out the window where all the food and water it needed was […]
[Original post on social.taupehat.com]
A duck and its guardian
September 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
A duck and its guardian
Couldn't resist comparing the current muppet to a past muppet:
September 28, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Couldn't resist comparing the current muppet to a past muppet:
Turns out when you rent a cargo van from one of the local non-chain outfits it comes with "free candy" not yet spray painted on the side, but you can see it there anyway.
September 27, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Turns out when you rent a cargo van from one of the local non-chain outfits it comes with "free candy" not yet spray painted on the side, but you can see it there anyway.
Narcissus and Goldmund have been catching up in our front yard. They have a lot to talk about.
September 22, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Narcissus and Goldmund have been catching up in our front yard. They have a lot to talk about.
Yes, let's mount the track light right here, because bulbs never ever burn out. Right?
By the way, if anyone has suggestions as to the right way to access this please let me know.
By the way, if anyone has suggestions as to the right way to access this please let me know.
September 18, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Yes, let's mount the track light right here, because bulbs never ever burn out. Right?
By the way, if anyone has suggestions as to the right way to access this please let me know.
By the way, if anyone has suggestions as to the right way to access this please let me know.