Oopsies of being bilingual: not realizing when you’re speaking in language A to a person who understands language A but the context requires you to speak language B

I wish I could go back in time to high five myself in elementary school because I NEVER EVER believed the religious stuff I was told in Sunday school and advocated for myself at 13 to be excluded from Catholic class at school. I remember finding the religious propaganda creepy af and I was right

Indiana Jones and the Great Circle is a beautiful game, but the best part is that I can walk around clubbing nazis #indianajones

I bought cream colored pants for the first time since probably middle school and now every time I wear them I spill something within the first hour. I knew it that light colored pants were a challenge to the universe…

I hate that I have to work when I could spend the rest of my life learning as many languages as I can

Wtf is this thing now that Google automatically translates news outlets from other languages? If I’m looking for Italian news in Italian websites, I GODDAMN WANT IT IN ITALIAN AND FUCK AUTOMATIC TRANSLATION

Zendaya and Tom Holland being engaged makes me perhaps unreasonably happy. I'm really rooting for them.

Holy shit the noise canceling of the AirPods 4 is crazy good 🤯

When I thought I somehow had gotten over my lactose intolerance but Mac and cheese over Thanksgiving is making me realize maybe I’ve just been unconsciously avoiding lactose for months and my stomach is still not having it

Decided to give press on nails a try since I like pretty nails but don’t have the patience to do them myself and don’t want to spend money at a salon. They’re pretty yes but man now I can’t type on my phone lmao

Curse you Apple for merging multilingual keyboards. Now autocorrect doesn’t make any sense

As someone who went through chemo baldness and would’ve hated anyone to shave for me, wearing a bald cap is borderline offensive

One of the first accounts I had to follow on here

Congrats to Bluesky for finally giving me the push to delete the app formerly known as Twitter