It was Disgraceful.

100%. The financial incentives in football for players and teams is enormous, and when you are playing every three to four days with next to no break in the summer, the reasons to cheat soon add up.

Like you, tennis is not a sport I know anything about. But those is creeping into all sports. Serve your ban and them carry on as though nothing happened.

Their boots are a bit in the small side so size up half a size.

No, it's clearly not. And everyone should have one. But I suppose if the sort of person who wants to be in the orbit of people with power and money, want to stay there, they'd be saying, "yes, you are a genius!" to everything they said.

Is that the problem? These people have massive egos and absolutely no shame. Being richer than Croesus adds to their sense of "I know best and am amazing at everything I do because I've made money."

They were lumped in with the Big Beat stuff but I thought they were a lot better than that.

It turns out that they could and did. A bad day at the races.