Dani 💅🏾
@soberdani.bsky.social
Your friendly neighbor Sag, now alcohol-free 🏹 Chicago • Blackity Black • Bi • Hanging on by a thread
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Dani 💅🏾
@soberdani.bsky.social
· Nov 15
New here, looking for mutuals!
• Horror films and literature 🧟♀️
• Astrology ☀️♐️ 🌙♒️ ☝️♉️
• Recovery/Alcohol-Free Lifestyle
• All Things Chicago
• Black Excellence 🖤
• Black Women in Tech 👩🏾💻
• LGBT+ Community 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
• Girl Rap
• Lord of the Rings
• Solo world travel 🛫
• Human rights 🇵🇸
• Horror films and literature 🧟♀️
• Astrology ☀️♐️ 🌙♒️ ☝️♉️
• Recovery/Alcohol-Free Lifestyle
• All Things Chicago
• Black Excellence 🖤
• Black Women in Tech 👩🏾💻
• LGBT+ Community 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
• Girl Rap
• Lord of the Rings
• Solo world travel 🛫
• Human rights 🇵🇸
Is ANYONE gonna clock Hormona Lisa for wearing the same pair of shoes for everything?? We’ve seen those tired lil rhinestoned biscuits in her MTQ, entrance look, “talent” show, AND quilted runway. Somebody DO SOMETHING!! #dragrace
January 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Is ANYONE gonna clock Hormona Lisa for wearing the same pair of shoes for everything?? We’ve seen those tired lil rhinestoned biscuits in her MTQ, entrance look, “talent” show, AND quilted runway. Somebody DO SOMETHING!! #dragrace
I’ve been waiting for this show for a YEAR only for tickets to be $800+. I’m sick 😭
January 22, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I’ve been waiting for this show for a YEAR only for tickets to be $800+. I’m sick 😭
You wanna ban wigs and your hairline in another zip code. Embarrassing!
January 22, 2025 at 4:26 AM
You wanna ban wigs and your hairline in another zip code. Embarrassing!
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Wtf this Oracle gonna say now 😅😭
January 2, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Wtf this Oracle gonna say now 😅😭
I’m only two episodes in and I *really* hate to admit it but… Season 2 of Squid Game got me on the edge of my seat 😬
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December 29, 2024 at 2:33 AM
I’m only two episodes in and I *really* hate to admit it but… Season 2 of Squid Game got me on the edge of my seat 😬
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December 20, 2024 at 3:37 PM
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Can’t believe America letting a white South African take over our government. We going out like some heauxs
December 19, 2024 at 3:33 PM
Can’t believe America letting a white South African take over our government. We going out like some heauxs
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So when mass shootings of average people and school children occurs, it's all "there's nothing we can do, these things just happen" but when a CEO gets shot, we need a special hotline, new safety protocols, and to lock up housewives over frustrated phone conversations.
Got it.
Got it.
December 16, 2024 at 10:18 PM
So when mass shootings of average people and school children occurs, it's all "there's nothing we can do, these things just happen" but when a CEO gets shot, we need a special hotline, new safety protocols, and to lock up housewives over frustrated phone conversations.
Got it.
Got it.
I have therapy tomorrow for the first time since Dec 2nd, which means I’m gonna spend the entire session talking about Luigi Mangione.
December 16, 2024 at 3:30 AM
I have therapy tomorrow for the first time since Dec 2nd, which means I’m gonna spend the entire session talking about Luigi Mangione.
Me at work after taking on a dozen more responsibilities thinking I’ll get promoted one day 🤡🤡🤡
Jim Carrey on playing both Gerald and Ivo Robotnik in ‘SONIC 3’:
“I was excited to do 2 Robotniks until I found out it would be twice the work & the same salary”
“I was excited to do 2 Robotniks until I found out it would be twice the work & the same salary”
December 7, 2024 at 11:46 PM
Me at work after taking on a dozen more responsibilities thinking I’ll get promoted one day 🤡🤡🤡
It’s Spotify Wrapped Eve, y’all!!
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November 30, 2024 at 7:55 PM
It’s Spotify Wrapped Eve, y’all!!
Anyone on here watch Is It Cake? 👀. There’s an all-stars holiday themed season out now!!
November 30, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Anyone on here watch Is It Cake? 👀. There’s an all-stars holiday themed season out now!!
Still can’t believe I share a birthday with this legend. Rest in power, king.
Happy birthday to the late Chadwick Boseman, who would’ve turned 48 today.
November 29, 2024 at 5:13 AM
Still can’t believe I share a birthday with this legend. Rest in power, king.
Back in the day, before you could drive through tolls and you had to stop at the tollbooth… I thought the cashiers lived in there 😭😭😭
Y’all what’s the dumbest thing you believed as a kid?
November 28, 2024 at 5:20 AM
Back in the day, before you could drive through tolls and you had to stop at the tollbooth… I thought the cashiers lived in there 😭😭😭
And if I said How The Grinch Stole Christmas is Jim Carrey’s best work, then what?
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November 28, 2024 at 5:03 AM
And if I said How The Grinch Stole Christmas is Jim Carrey’s best work, then what?
Happy Thanksgiving Eve!Emergency rooms are gonna be POPPIN this weekend, and as Bluesky’s resident Health and Safety professional, here are some tips on how to have a SAFE holiday 🧵:
• Cook poultry to 165° and cook your stuffing SEPARATELY. No one wants salmonella bread pudding 😷
• Cook poultry to 165° and cook your stuffing SEPARATELY. No one wants salmonella bread pudding 😷
November 27, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Happy Thanksgiving Eve!Emergency rooms are gonna be POPPIN this weekend, and as Bluesky’s resident Health and Safety professional, here are some tips on how to have a SAFE holiday 🧵:
• Cook poultry to 165° and cook your stuffing SEPARATELY. No one wants salmonella bread pudding 😷
• Cook poultry to 165° and cook your stuffing SEPARATELY. No one wants salmonella bread pudding 😷
That’s how you know it’s working
November 27, 2024 at 3:12 PM
That’s how you know it’s working
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man at the garden really is that girl. I felt that affirmation. 🗣️I DESERVE IT ALL🗣️
November 23, 2024 at 1:08 AM
man at the garden really is that girl. I felt that affirmation. 🗣️I DESERVE IT ALL🗣️
Not this Southside episode lmaooo
November 23, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Not this Southside episode lmaooo
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Kendrick released a get active ass soundtrack for the revolution if you ask me
November 23, 2024 at 12:01 AM
Kendrick released a get active ass soundtrack for the revolution if you ask me
Fresh off the first listen, the track that spoke to my soul was Man At The Garden.
Because 🗣️ I DESERVE IT ALL 🗣️
Because 🗣️ I DESERVE IT ALL 🗣️
November 22, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Fresh off the first listen, the track that spoke to my soul was Man At The Garden.
Because 🗣️ I DESERVE IT ALL 🗣️
Because 🗣️ I DESERVE IT ALL 🗣️