Those poor little photons traveled billions of years and then <splat> right onto the Hubble.

The whataboutism is even a lie. Leavitt is a disaster.

"Oh yeah, well, Biden would think mean thoughts and then run away."

She's defending Trump with grade school retorts.

She has to wake up every day and wonder what fresh hell Trump is going to gift her.

If Congress will no longer act on behalf of the people and they are so hopelessly corrupted, they've left us very few choices.

The midterms, I hope, is all that's necessary.

And I hope the new congress has the balls to punish those who defied and defiled our Constitution.

Checks and balances.

Congress must restore order and defend the Constitution. It is their sworn oath.

Republicans and Democrats must unite and impeach and ouster President Trump. Quickly.

The longer they wait, the worse he gets.

It's a serious matter. Trump is causing irreparable damage.

When Trump shits on Biden, he disrespects America.

He never stops shitting on the American people, and he never stops enriching himself.

Work? No.

Hey, Speaker... read the room. We're done with the excuses. The cover-up must end.

Except there's no Saudi investment. Certainly not 1T.

Oh, but there are some sweet real estate deals for the Trump family, and in exchange, they get some kick-ass weaponry for cheap.

It's amazing that the light can travel so far and for so long.

Mathematically, the light left that galaxy and arrived here in an instant (from the lights perspective).

That's still a yes in my book. But it hides the serious fracture in both the house and senate.

Once they knew it was going to pass, they really had no choice but to jump on the bandwagon.

Past presidents didn't whine about shit every single day or brag about passing cognitive tests.

But essentially, they all voted yes.

Poor Speaker Johnson was left out in the cold. He said that the Senate would pick it apart and rewrite it. Nope!

Why even send reporters? Trump doesn't answer questions honestly.

Just stop covering the president. He just uses it as a platform to spread his lies.

Same for Karoline Leavitt. Imagine if nobody showed up to their pressers!

Monthly cost is only $1000? I'm doing something wrong then. I'm closer to $1600. Maybe because we don't eat out?

I love looking back in time.

I wonder how many civilizations blossomed and disappeared in that galaxy in the time it took that light to get here?

I can print whistles. Lots of whistles.

I wish I had a cheap source for glitter. I hear they love having their cars adorned with super fine rainbow glitter.

I'm going to do my best to hit maximum donation limits for individual and PAC contributions next year.

I haven't done this in the past. It makes me a bit nervous. I don't want my name attached to anything politically for business reasons, but the stakes are too high to keep sitting out.

We send it to a processor that does a good job and cuts it to order. We just have to drive 50 miles to pick it up.

It's a lot of ground beef, but my smash burger technique is on point.