all this fucking ai in our faces but instagram still can’t figure out that I want : and ) on the same line

I’m so hot and funny why don’t I have any followers

“are you actually nb or are you just a woman who’s tired of performing femininity” both, neither, all of the above, and above all, it doesn’t fucking matter use the pronouns I tell you to bitch

coworker asked me yesterday if they still show brain pop videos in school. my brother in christ i am 23 years old how tf should I know. you’re only 3 years older than me my guy

my landlord’s 80 y/o boyfriend is giving my gf and I unsolicited details about how he showers

so that’s how my morning’s going

homophobic that I can’t just spend the day in bed with my gf whenever I feel like it

my gf (my favorite person in the world) is in my apartment (it’s also her apartment) and it’s making my brain itch

eepy

video games aren't political! *your switch 2 costs a suspicious amount of money due to recent bizarre developments in international politics*

gf is making me watch seinfeld and it’s so fascinating, it’s like imagine friends but they’re all the most insufferable people you know

i love my gf 🥰