why everyone should read Decadence when it comes out on Valentine's Day

i asked my gf what to paint and she told me a coral reef. this was one of the hardest things i've ever tried painting.

🫥

recent cooking adventures

"everything is better with googly eyes"

alright ya'll gotta stop using gendered pronouns for inanimate objects bc we're inadvertently giving them penises using the mythical power of language

how rich do you need to be to think this is ok

don't put this on me, this is on your own garbo algorithm for showing me overly-serious posts

ok this is funny as hell

best review i've ever gotten