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Alex Is Cute
@soapsmoker.trans.army
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Joy Incarnate
To give is to live
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Finally found my old PFP
Piplup in timbs and New York nicks merch
November 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Halloween chainsawman
November 17, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Lilith saying I’d look hot as a “mangled corpse strewn across the 405”
November 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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These fuckers
Hongsi and BB a cute black cat and white rabbit
November 17, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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I think abt this image frequently
Zootopia automated response someone saying they gonna kill themselves and getting “please don’t” a billion times
November 17, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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Still waiting for mine
My hand open for a handshake of sorts
November 17, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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Oh also GO BIRDS BABY
Jalen Hurts grinning w the caption “we won the fucking game. Shut your ass up.”
November 17, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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If only you knew how bad things really are
November 17, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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November 16, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Anybody want a bunch of shards of broken glass??
A bunch of shards from broken glass
November 16, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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:3 you’re telling me you don’t have a photographic memory for every interaction you’ve ever had?!
DMs w me saying I lived in Portland
November 16, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Way ahead of you
Demi sitting outside w me drinking coffee
November 16, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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There we go
Yuri manga shelf
November 15, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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I always forget that bluesky alt text has an infinite character limit
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
November 14, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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A (fake) baby in the process of disintegrating
November 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Why does yours look like mine?
November 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Let’s just say
Text message from me that reads “allie is getting hers oh my god”
November 14, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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FORGOT ABOUT THIS thank you for reintroducing one of my favorite reaction images to me
Guy standing up in front of TV with burger and shouting “MCDONALDS”
November 14, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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Highbrow science in the groupchat today
We will have to teach chimps how to make meth That will get them on our level First stage of fursona development
November 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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It’s crazy how many solutions there seems to be to whatever is wrong with me… hm….
November 13, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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You show up when I reduce the timeframe to 1 week
Last week bubble
November 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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So incredibly unsurprising
My bubble
November 12, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Hampter w caption “I can do this, seriously I’m got this”
November 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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I repeat this chant to myself often
November 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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@bourgeoisswine.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM