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Vet. Wife. Mom. Fly. AuDHD. Exceptional Needs Advocate. 92%. Cash.me/$SoAlmondie.
I cry all the time. 2nd grade is taking a field trip to the aquarium today (Ivys fave). New school. I can't go on field trips with her because I'm too distracting & it never goes well. I have to trust her aide to keep her safe. She's wearing BRIGHT yellow and her GPS tracker in case of elopement. 🥹
October 10, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I cry all the time. 2nd grade is taking a field trip to the aquarium today (Ivys fave). New school. I can't go on field trips with her because I'm too distracting & it never goes well. I have to trust her aide to keep her safe. She's wearing BRIGHT yellow and her GPS tracker in case of elopement. 🥹
Not my moots squabbling! On THIS day?
October 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Not my moots squabbling! On THIS day?
I'm finer this week than I've been in yeeeeears
September 26, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I'm finer this week than I've been in yeeeeears
We didn't get a new lunch bag or a new backpack this year. But we got new jibbitz and a new name patch (that I ordered way too big) and we are ready!
August 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
We didn't get a new lunch bag or a new backpack this year. But we got new jibbitz and a new name patch (that I ordered way too big) and we are ready!
Coming out the gate with THIS as your first solo single is unreal.
August 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Coming out the gate with THIS as your first solo single is unreal.
I looked good AF today and this is all I got as proof.
August 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I looked good AF today and this is all I got as proof.
This list. 😂 www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8kwN4YS/
August 12, 2025 at 8:26 PM
This list. 😂 www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8kwN4YS/
The very next song 🤌🏾
August 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
The very next song 🤌🏾
Kelly Clarkson station strikes again.
August 7, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Kelly Clarkson station strikes again.
This whole exchange just cracked me up
August 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
This whole exchange just cracked me up
Age verification? I dusted this every Saturday morning.
July 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Age verification? I dusted this every Saturday morning.
I'm 43 and this is the mood at all times.
July 1, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I'm 43 and this is the mood at all times.
Real ones know about the interlude before this song.
June 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Real ones know about the interlude before this song.
Waaaaay way way way back, it was this.
June 9, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Waaaaay way way way back, it was this.
7 years ago today, got married to my favorite person ever. Still feels like a dream. @iam-tjshaw.bsky.social ❤️❤️❤️❤️
June 8, 2025 at 2:41 PM
7 years ago today, got married to my favorite person ever. Still feels like a dream. @iam-tjshaw.bsky.social ❤️❤️❤️❤️
