If that’s all you were, we’d long ago have tired. Instead, we follow you from platform to platform, we like and save your posts, imagine outlining your tattoos with our tongues, dream of so much more!

We’ll barely get anyone to run for office with a salary cap at 1.5x the median income for their district,
And workers’ wages need to be expressed in terms of a business’ income - raising wages arbitrarily leads inevitably to inflation, sometimes within months.

Otherwise, this is a great list!

I’ll bring you your phone, the remote, whatever you want to drink. Call your friends, tell ‘em or don’t. Settle in. You won’t have to get up for any reason.

If they’ve got any sense at all, they’re hot for you and will be absolutely awestruck and overjoyed by whatever they discover in your pants.

But, but… maybe that’s where I want to go!

I have new appreciation for an old ad campaign for milk. I’ll never look at a “moo-stache” the same way again!