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TurSnyDucKenMan37
@snyderman37.bsky.social
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Social Justice Tank. He/Him. Keep hammering on yourself, the imperfections disappear. It'll take a lot more than rage and muscle, but it's a good start. Formerly @KarakDamnaz on the dead bird.
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I believe in you [b^-^]b
A screenshot of a shining banana sticker held be tweezers. /end id
November 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Tabs believes in you
A gray and white tabby leans towards the camera.
November 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Hot dang.
A phone screenshot of the Covid Misinformation Test. Text reads as follows: "Exam Complete! 94% You go 19 out of 20 questions correct (Weighted score: 23.6/25.2) Fact-Check Champion Excellent! Your knowledge could cure a Facebook comments section." /end id
September 11, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Post a meme made by you
A white background with black text that reads "DO NOT FUCK WITH THE", and slightly larger light blue text that reads "OCEAN". /end id
August 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Downshift is the new King of England?
Three distinct modes of the Transformers toy, Downshift. In robot mode, he has a black helmet and upper arms, a white body, limbs, and face plate, a blue windshield on his abdomen, and a red Autobot symbol on his right leg. He is holding a silver blaster, and two smaller laser guns are plugged into a "backpack" surrounding his head. In vehicle mode, he is a white Toyota Celica Supra sports car. The Autobot logo is on the hood of the Celica. Finally, his "hidden" third mode is a flight mode, where the car's doors fold down into wings, with the blaster plugged into the roof, and the smaller lasers plug into the wing/doors. /end id
August 13, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Me, using this platform.
Bull, the Muppet. Orange-brown skin, yellowish horns, scruffy brown hair, goofy eyes, and a nose ring. /end id
August 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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"A gang of youths on ATVs... one of whom popped a 'wheelie'."
A cropped screenshot from the 1986 animated "The Transformers: The Movie". Sitting down on a futuristic metal floor panel is Wheelie, an orange and gray transformer with blue eyes and an Autobot insignia on his chest. He is smiling as he prepares to fire his energy slingshot. /end id
August 12, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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A screenshot from Futurama where Hermes is standing on the ledge of the Planet Express building, threatening to jump, while his friends are assembled below, trying to convince him not to. Bender instead yells "Do a flip!". /end id
August 5, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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No cheating, past your lock screen.
A black and white picture of a fog-shrouded vista. White text in the foreground reads, "The fact that you are great, doesn't mean you're not a psychopath." /end id
July 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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I know people who use subtext, and they're cowards.
A front yard of a suburban home. A 12-foot tall skeleton holds a star-spangled banner and stands next to an inflatable Uncle Sam. /end id
July 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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if you see this, quote with an energy you bring to BlueSky
Two panels from Marvel Comics' "Secret Invasion Aftermath: Beta Ray Bill - The Green of Eden Vol 1 1" Panel 1: Two Skrulls, humanoid aliens with green skin, large pointed ears, and vertical ridges on their chin, are following Beta Ray Bill, a muscular humanoid alien with orange skin and a long face reminiscent of a horse skull. Bill is garbed in a red cape, golden shoulder pauldrons, a silvery winged helmet, and the armor of Thor. He carries a golden hammer and is facing away from the reader. "But why do you continue?", one of the Skrulls asks Bill, referring to the recent death of their Skrullian deity. He responds, "It doesn't change what is right." Panel 2: A close up of Bill's face, turning to face the reader. "If there is nothing but what we make in this world, brothers... Let us make good." /end id
June 21, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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What's your sign?
A gray electrical box with the warning signs plastered on its door. The first sign reads "DANGER" with "HIGH VOLTAGE" underneath with unreadable text under that. The second sign reads "DANGER" with "Arc Flash Hazard" underneath that with unreadable text under that. The third and largest signs reads "DANGER" with "NOT ONLY WILL THIS KILL YOU IT WILL HURT THE WHOLE TIME YOU'RE DYING" under that. /end id
June 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Happt Pride from Turtle Creek everybody!
A sign for the local Fox's Pizza that reads, quote; 2 BIG DADDIES 1 TOP EACH 39.99 /end id
June 16, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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...fair
A panel from an X-Men Hellfire Gala comic. Mister Sinister, an evil mutant geneticist, is talking to Spider-Man, Miles Morales. A thought bubble dentoing this as a past event reads, "The awkward interaction with Mr. Sinister..." The word bubbles say: Sinister: "Those webs, do they come straight out of your--" Spider-Man: "No." Sinister: "... Do you WANT them to?" Spider-Man: "We're done here." /end id
June 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Finally, something to bring us all together.
Jason Mantzoukas as Rafi in "The League". He is shouting "BITE EACH OTHER'S DICKS OFF!!", with that as white text below him. /end id
June 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Six panels from a "Hellboy" comic. Panel 1: A group of aggrieved citizens are rallying against the presence of the Moth Man in their town. A middle-aged white guy with blonde hair and mustache says, "We want that BAD OMEN out of our town. That thing only seeks to bring chaos and evil wherever it goes." From off panel, Hellboy responds, "Oh, evil chaos bringer, my ASS." Panel 2: Hellboy, a red-skinned devil with cut off horm stumps wearing a brown trenchcoat, stands in the foreground, pointing with his thumb to the Moth Man standing behind him, who facing away from the reader. The Moth Man is a black and gray insect-like humanoid with wings, antennae, a curling proboscis, and large red eyes. Hellboy continues, "You think THAT GUY is capable of having a SINGLE thought in his head? Let alone one about chaos and evil?" Panel 3: A close-up of the Moth Man using his proboscis to examine a bottle of green soda sitting on a picnic table. Three "FWIP" sound effects indicate he is touching the bottle. Panel 4: The Moth Man appears startled as he accidentally tips the open bottle over. A single "FWU-" sound effect denotes his surprise. Panel 5: The Moth Man stands unmoving for a moment, staring at the knocked over bottle and the pooling green soda. Panel 6: The Moth Man begins eagerly lapping at the spilled soda with his proboscis. Two green "SLURP" sound effects can be seen. /end id
May 29, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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He turned him into a Pez dispenser.
A still from the G.I.Joe cartoon where Snake Eyes, the Joes' ninja, backhanded Destro, the Cobra terrorist, across his metal face. Destro's metal face did nothing to protect him, and his head is at a 90° angle facing straight up. /end id
April 13, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Too many ideas
Kyle Rayner, having already drawn on every piece of blank paper, fabric, walls, floor, and his own skin, ravenously grabs the art supplies brought by Terry, his personal assistant. "GIVE ME THOSE!" he shouts, "I NEED them..." /end id
April 11, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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White text on a blue background that reads, "I Just Know I'll Die Trying To Pet Something I Shouldn't.". /end id
April 7, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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White text reading "I Just Know I'll Die Trying To Pet Something I Shouldn't." on a solid, light-navy blue background.
April 1, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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A screenshot from Futurama S2E12, "The Deep South", where Hermes Conrad, a Jamaican human, and Dr Zoidberg, a lobster-man, stare at Bender, a robot, smoking a cigar amid the recently burnt remains of Zoidberg's underwater home. All three are also underwater. Hermes has his hands out, gesturing to the smoking remains and Bender's cigar, with the text "THAT JUST RAISES FURTHER QUESTIONS" at the bottom of the screen. /end id
March 28, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Here's the thing...
An astronaut in an all white space suit and holding a gun, pointing it off screen, against the black void of space. White text above their head reads "Always has been" in white. /end id
March 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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A tweet from @GrittyNHL, replying to @penguins, that reads "Sleep with one eye open tonight, bird." Gritty himself is a large, orange Muppet-esque mascot with a massive grin and large, googly eyes weseing an orange hockey jersey. /end id
March 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Here's our oldest, Kossuth. Same age as your sweet pup. He is nothing but sass and snuggles.
A sweet, 17 year old black cat lounging on a clean, unused pizza box in front of black curtains. He is curled around himself, peeking up and over a paw worth his claws semi-bared. The look on his face says, "You woke me for this?" /end id
February 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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The vibe atm in the U.S.
A panel from IDW's Transformers comic book. It's a close-up on Spinister, a Decepticon. He has a light gray head and helmet, a purple mask covering his nose and mouth area, and glowing red eyes. Despite not really having facial features, he looks incredibly annoyed. His word bubble reads, "WHAT AM I REACTING TO AND IS ANGER APPROPRIATE?!". /end id
February 8, 2025 at 4:15 AM