whys this goofball staring at me like that?

awww, dont fret i have a wonderful pair of boots that need a cleaning:)

its the perfect place to rest my boot to keep the leather from getting dusty:)

wife did a drawing of me!

new piercing is so nice. the weird euphoria after never gets old its a lot of fun.

got HANL cassette tapes and im so hyped to share the sound of suffering with my neighbors>:)

the fun with the MP5SD is holding it to a dolls head and knowing that even if you fire a round nobody will hear it and you get to enjoy all the little noises of the clockwork ceasing

(humor) ah gee they killed a whole gummy shark just for a drink! unbelievable!!

the struggle of being assigned as the professional snuff replika, but deep down wanting the tall girl its pushing to the edge to turn the tables and snap its neck and mock it for the attempt

the realization that MP5SDs are oddly front heavy

Fun fact! Vampires CAN see their own reflections!
#vampire