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snumanbean.bsky.social
Fat pikachu's #1 fan
@snumanbean.bsky.social
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Ash 35 • He/They/It • Part-time co-streamer with Prosciutto Punch Pit Crew • Be gay do crime & permanently online 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
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snumanbean.bsky.social
Tortums are so cute! I really want one of these variegated tortum x florida beauties tho
photo of a variegated tortum x florida beauty plant with green and creamy yellow leaves.
November 22, 2025 at 1:14 PM
snumanbean.bsky.social
if you see this, post your getaway vehicle
photo of a green pea shaped car with smoke coming out the back, in front of a house and some bushes
November 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM
snumanbean.bsky.social
Been in my polycule slutcloud era for a few years now
screenshot of a nonmonogamy compass graph, the top two quadrants labelled limits others are biblical patriarch on the interested in many side and #tradlife on the interested in one side. The bottom two quadrants labelled doesn't limit other are polycule slutcloud on the interested in many side and practical progressive on the interested in one side. There is a red dot on the polycule slutcloud quadrant.
November 22, 2025 at 12:36 PM
snumanbean.bsky.social
Zoomed in screenshot of a photo of a Mustang dark horse car
November 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
snumanbean.bsky.social
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
garden selfie of a short haired transmasc non-bino demidude with a silver septum piercing and black semi-rimmed glasses. They are wearing a snowflake obsidian choker and a blue sweatshirt. Behind them are some garden chairs, a plastic greenhouse and some bushes.
November 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
snumanbean.bsky.social
meme image, left panel: one stick person is standing there on the left, while on the right another stick person runs up and says "hey check out how hard i can cry" right panel: Stick person is bent over and tears are blasting out of their eyes towards the ground. At the top of the panel it says "PWWWWFFFFSSSSSHHHFFFWWWWWWWW" the sound it makes when a stick person blasts tears
November 19, 2025 at 10:29 PM
snumanbean.bsky.social
me staring at some people i know
screenshot of a tumblr post of an edited photo of Obama then perish meme face superimposed on a surgeon with the caption "Then transition"
November 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
snumanbean.bsky.social
can i bring the humble hair dagger to your attention
screenshot of the search results for hair daggers on etsy
November 18, 2025 at 2:56 PM
snumanbean.bsky.social
most powerful bed head award goes to me today
selfie of a transmasc non-bino demidude with wild bedhead, his hair is standing up all untamed. There is a yawning emoji over his face. He is wearing a snowflake obsidian choker and a stainless steel chain, and a starry shirt
November 18, 2025 at 12:15 PM
snumanbean.bsky.social
It's 5°c here so I've busted out the winter hat and scarf, staying toasty
Selfie of a transmasc non-bino demidude looking ridiculous in a big furry winter hat and a big scarf. They're kinda colour coordinated in neutral browny colours. He is wearing black semi-rimless glasses and a silver septum piercing and is stood in a bathroom with white tiled walls and an off-white door.
November 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
snumanbean.bsky.social
Mine are still young but the Thai constellation has it's first fenestration now!
A baby monstera burle marx flame being held up to the camera. It has four skinny leaves. Photo of a monstera thai constellation with three green and white variegated leaves. The middle leaf has it's first fenestration. Photo of the leaves of two monsteras, a Thai constellation and a mint. They both have different types of variegation and are green and white. In the background there is a philodendron birkin.
November 16, 2025 at 11:41 PM
snumanbean.bsky.social
Screenshot of faceapp gender options from left to right: original, male, male 2 and feminine
November 16, 2025 at 2:21 PM
snumanbean.bsky.social
Oh what did you spend saturday doing Ash? Oh you know... casually edited some selfies so i can see how i'd look with the faceapp male 2 beard and the makeup looks i've done over the past couple of weeks...
edited selfie of a short haired transmasc non-bino demidude wearing black semi-rimmed glasses and a septum piercing with the faceapp male 2 beard, but there's makeup around the eyes edited selfie of a short haired transmasc non-bino demidude wearing black semi-rimmed glasses and a septum piercing with the faceapp male 2 beard, but there's makeup around the eyes edited selfie of a short haired transmasc non-bino demidude wearing black semi-rimmed glasses and a septum piercing with the faceapp male 2 beard, but there's makeup around the eyes
November 15, 2025 at 9:19 PM
snumanbean.bsky.social
Bathroom selfie of a short haired transmasc non-bino demidude wearing subtle makeup, some eyeshadow and a nude lipstick. They have a Celtic knot septum ring and are wearing a snowflake obsidian choker and a stainless steel chain tucked into a dark purple sweatshirt. There are white tiles behind them.
November 15, 2025 at 7:16 PM
snumanbean.bsky.social
Third attempt at learning how to apply makeup! c:
Bathroom selfie of a short haired transmasc non-bino demidude wearing subtle makeup, some eyeshadow and a nude lipstick. He has a pair of black semi-rimmed glasses, and a silver Celtic knot septum ring. He is wearing a dark purple sweatshirt. There are some white tiles behind him.
November 15, 2025 at 5:46 PM
snumanbean.bsky.social
Apollo's Gift Of Prophecy Dodgeball meme. Three girls stand to the left under the caption "random internet users just trying to be comedic" and there is one girl to the right about to throw a dodgeball towards the other girls. She is captioned "Apollo" and the ball is captioned "the gift of prophecy"
November 15, 2025 at 2:43 PM
snumanbean.bsky.social
Okay so we can all agree that change does indeed suck but what do we think about this septum piercing?
Selfie of a transmasc non-bino demidude in a garden. He has brown short hair, black semi-rimmed glasses and a silver septum piercing in the shape of a Celtic trinity knot. They are wearing a snowflake obsidian choker and have a stainless steel chain tucked into their purple sweatshirt. Behind them there is some grass, a couple of bushes, a wooden fence and a plastic greenhouse with some pots and a bag of soil in it.
November 15, 2025 at 1:56 PM
snumanbean.bsky.social
My package arrived!
Photo of a jewellery box with a pale green fused glass pendant inside, with flecks and bands of darker green and some purple blotches. It is on a silver chain Photo of the chain and pendant around a person's neck. They are also wearing another chain but it is tucked into their sweater and a snowflake obsidian choker
November 15, 2025 at 11:10 AM
snumanbean.bsky.social
Gay nerd awake early on a Saturday morning cause he's expecting a pakkidge
Bathroom selfie of a transmasc non-bino demidude with short brown hair, a pair of black semi-rimmed glasses, a silver septum piercing, a snowflake obsidian choker and a stainless steel chain with a non-binary gender symbol pendant. They are wearing a black shirt with stars printed on it. Behind him there are white tiles and a mirror visible.
November 15, 2025 at 9:16 AM
snumanbean.bsky.social
stinky
image of a pink haired anime girl with two speech bubbles "Boy smell?" on the left and on the right "You mean" above an photo of a bottle of axe black 3-in-1 shower gel
November 14, 2025 at 4:43 PM
snumanbean.bsky.social
Look how smoochable I am!
Garden selfie of a transmasc non-binary demidude with short hair, a silver septum piercing and black semi-rimmed glasses. He has a snowflake obsidian choker around his neck and a stainless steel chain. He is wearing a tie-dye tee and a green overshirt. Behind him are a couple of black garden chairs, grass, some bushes and a wooden fence
November 14, 2025 at 12:21 PM
snumanbean.bsky.social
Apparently not even halal so I gotta warn him tomorrow that he's eating pork
November 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
snumanbean.bsky.social
Bruh
Photo of a very sad depression meal that my housemate cooked for us. Pasta in tomato sauce with no extra veggies, with five tiny mozzarella balls and two deepfreeze burgers.
November 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
snumanbean.bsky.social
What if you lovingly called me a nerd and then gave me a gentle noogie?
Garden selfie of a transmasc non-binary demidude with short hair, a pair of black semi-rimmed glasses, a septum piercing, a snowflake obsidian choker and a stainless steel chain with a non-binary gender symbol pendant. Wearing a green over shirt and a grey tee. He is sat in the garden and there are some bushes, a fence and a transparent plastic greenhouse behind him.
November 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
snumanbean.bsky.social
soft frotting in a hoodie you say?
bonprix advert for a purple hoodie, the caption saus "Basic hoodie van zacht frotte" I have deliberately misinterpreted it.
November 12, 2025 at 12:00 PM