Hmm, OK ChatGPT bind Andy's wrists with chains.
I can see the potential ... I'm off to write a BDSM AI app 😅
I can see the potential ... I'm off to write a BDSM AI app 😅
November 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Hmm, OK ChatGPT bind Andy's wrists with chains.
I can see the potential ... I'm off to write a BDSM AI app 😅
I can see the potential ... I'm off to write a BDSM AI app 😅
I saw this a couple of weeks and finally tried it tonight .. not bad at all.
November 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I saw this a couple of weeks and finally tried it tonight .. not bad at all.
@mattsawyer.bsky.social
Doctor: "I thought you said you couldn't rise from your chair"
Davros: "No, doctor that was a lie"
Doctor: "Then why the chair?"
Davros: "It was the only way to stop you looking up my kilt in every chuffin' episode"
Doctor: 😳
Doctor: "I thought you said you couldn't rise from your chair"
Davros: "No, doctor that was a lie"
Doctor: "Then why the chair?"
Davros: "It was the only way to stop you looking up my kilt in every chuffin' episode"
Doctor: 😳
November 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
@mattsawyer.bsky.social
Doctor: "I thought you said you couldn't rise from your chair"
Davros: "No, doctor that was a lie"
Doctor: "Then why the chair?"
Davros: "It was the only way to stop you looking up my kilt in every chuffin' episode"
Doctor: 😳
Doctor: "I thought you said you couldn't rise from your chair"
Davros: "No, doctor that was a lie"
Doctor: "Then why the chair?"
Davros: "It was the only way to stop you looking up my kilt in every chuffin' episode"
Doctor: 😳
He alway gets a beard growth spurt heading to towards December and his Santa duties he's in the process of selecting his "reindeer"
November 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
He alway gets a beard growth spurt heading to towards December and his Santa duties he's in the process of selecting his "reindeer"
I'm going to call this slop, there's a pie & mash shop close to us and the food and service couldn't be any worse, but it's in a prime location for a tourist trap.
Saying that go to a proper traditional east end pie and mash shop it's the best traditional food you'll ever have
Saying that go to a proper traditional east end pie and mash shop it's the best traditional food you'll ever have
November 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I'm going to call this slop, there's a pie & mash shop close to us and the food and service couldn't be any worse, but it's in a prime location for a tourist trap.
Saying that go to a proper traditional east end pie and mash shop it's the best traditional food you'll ever have
Saying that go to a proper traditional east end pie and mash shop it's the best traditional food you'll ever have
@bikeymikey.bsky.social I've put the flat up for sale we're moving to the country into a cottage with a thatched roof.
November 16, 2025 at 10:06 PM
@bikeymikey.bsky.social I've put the flat up for sale we're moving to the country into a cottage with a thatched roof.
@jmcl1980.bsky.social Because I said you can't use the car too nip to Tesco doesn't mean you can use Lily as a husky 😠 😅
November 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
@jmcl1980.bsky.social Because I said you can't use the car too nip to Tesco doesn't mean you can use Lily as a husky 😠 😅
It's worse than that they're ....😱
He left ingredients out and threw flour on the work surfaces, sadly forgot the bin men had already been.
He left ingredients out and threw flour on the work surfaces, sadly forgot the bin men had already been.
November 12, 2025 at 8:57 AM
It's worse than that they're ....😱
He left ingredients out and threw flour on the work surfaces, sadly forgot the bin men had already been.
He left ingredients out and threw flour on the work surfaces, sadly forgot the bin men had already been.
I think I've got it, last one I promise.
November 11, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I think I've got it, last one I promise.
Second attempt, is this better?
November 11, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Second attempt, is this better?
Sadly I couldn't add Chris' moustache but here's Sailor Robert 😍😅
November 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Sadly I couldn't add Chris' moustache but here's Sailor Robert 😍😅
I've had a look and he does but what the hell is going on with Picard
November 6, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I've had a look and he does but what the hell is going on with Picard
Sometimes getting a straight answer out of the husband @bikeymikey.bsky.social is impossible, tonight I asked him why he was causing a leak in the kitchen.
Apparently we need a handy man to come round, the handy man in question is this one - I know which pipes he'll be repairing😱😆
Apparently we need a handy man to come round, the handy man in question is this one - I know which pipes he'll be repairing😱😆
October 6, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Sometimes getting a straight answer out of the husband @bikeymikey.bsky.social is impossible, tonight I asked him why he was causing a leak in the kitchen.
Apparently we need a handy man to come round, the handy man in question is this one - I know which pipes he'll be repairing😱😆
Apparently we need a handy man to come round, the handy man in question is this one - I know which pipes he'll be repairing😱😆
Doesn't look poor enough, there you go fixed it for you 😅
October 2, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Doesn't look poor enough, there you go fixed it for you 😅
@ccshoreditch.bsky.social Robert's master plan but with donkeys 😅
September 17, 2025 at 3:24 PM
@ccshoreditch.bsky.social Robert's master plan but with donkeys 😅
£50 worth of shots for Chris 😱 If this is him after five I dread what happens after 15😅
September 9, 2025 at 10:11 PM
£50 worth of shots for Chris 😱 If this is him after five I dread what happens after 15😅
Marillion's Brave
September 8, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Marillion's Brave
Hmm, Twat waffle 🤮😅
September 4, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Hmm, Twat waffle 🤮😅
I've told my husband @bikeymikey.bsky.social I'm getting fit and joining the rugby team, he's so supportive and proud of me*
*My reason for wanting to play rugby 👿😅
*My reason for wanting to play rugby 👿😅
August 28, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I've told my husband @bikeymikey.bsky.social I'm getting fit and joining the rugby team, he's so supportive and proud of me*
*My reason for wanting to play rugby 👿😅
*My reason for wanting to play rugby 👿😅
If you think copying Kylie's artwork was bad wait til you see the art work for his next album
August 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
If you think copying Kylie's artwork was bad wait til you see the art work for his next album
He has why do you think he married me 😅
August 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
He has why do you think he married me 😅
How dare you - easy maybe, loose never!🤣
August 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
How dare you - easy maybe, loose never!🤣
@defn28.bsky.social Saw this on a wall in Lewisham and thought of you.
August 22, 2025 at 2:13 PM
@defn28.bsky.social Saw this on a wall in Lewisham and thought of you.