sean spitzer
snsptzr.bsky.social
sean spitzer
@snsptzr.bsky.social
recovering professional tweeter. currently stepping on cheerios and turning off lights.
October 23, 2025 at 1:36 PM
October 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
May 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
yes please tell us more about the lineage of these incredible hands sir
April 16, 2025 at 8:04 PM
tfw you walk into a donut shop and the donut person behind the counter asks you what kind of donuts you want
March 26, 2025 at 2:31 PM
HELL YEAH
March 2, 2025 at 7:20 PM
“gene therapy? let me show you some jeans therapy”
February 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
February 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
lol no he doesnt #FrankALoser
February 6, 2025 at 4:04 PM
dont you hate it when your date leaves early?
February 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
and miss this?
January 7, 2025 at 5:10 AM
AMEN
January 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
not shocking
December 12, 2024 at 1:27 PM
drillbit taylor is better than superbad
December 9, 2024 at 1:27 AM
you in 2025
December 3, 2024 at 8:01 PM
👀
November 27, 2024 at 6:12 PM