Darren 🥱
@snozzcumbersux.bsky.social
The one and only snozzcumbersux
Grrrrrrrrr mondays…. >:3
September 29, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Grrrrrrrrr mondays…. >:3
Saw pride stickers on a cybertruck
August 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Saw pride stickers on a cybertruck
I’m not beating the Filipino allegations
August 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I’m not beating the Filipino allegations
WHO is doing the research on long term effects of holding in your fart at the office? I’d like to know
August 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
WHO is doing the research on long term effects of holding in your fart at the office? I’d like to know
I have essentially raised an iPad kid
August 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I have essentially raised an iPad kid
Laughing at stuff on my phone just feels like this
Blchota Hillary GIF
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July 30, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Laughing at stuff on my phone just feels like this
Ken burns gonna come by the office next week and I’m gonna explode
a woman is standing in front of a crowd with her hands in the air and her mouth open .
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July 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Ken burns gonna come by the office next week and I’m gonna explode
Local record store doing listening party for benson boone album but not lorde…
a woman sitting in front of a microphone with the words i see the type of person you are behind her
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June 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Local record store doing listening party for benson boone album but not lorde…
Damn it’s been four years since we had our first date :’) we’re rly in this
June 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Damn it’s been four years since we had our first date :’) we’re rly in this
I’ve never seen greed like at the local Korean store that sells fresh kimbap
May 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I’ve never seen greed like at the local Korean store that sells fresh kimbap
Been on my sex and the city shit and my conclusion is that we should all kick Big to death
May 16, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Been on my sex and the city shit and my conclusion is that we should all kick Big to death
Shoutout to my family for red envelopes so I can use them at my local cash only dispensary
May 2, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Shoutout to my family for red envelopes so I can use them at my local cash only dispensary
Wowieeee i wrote this www.kqed.org/news/12037891
How ‘Paris by Night’ Became the Spirit of Vietnamese American Life | KQED
If your family’s Vietnamese, one show has always played for everyone in practically every household: Paris By Night, a variety show that became the cultural anchor for the diasporic experience.
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April 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Wowieeee i wrote this www.kqed.org/news/12037891
At family function today
April 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
At family function today
MDMA in the back garden blow our pupils up
a group of women are dancing in front of a garage
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April 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
MDMA in the back garden blow our pupils up
Me: I just need to get thru this month and I’ll feel better
Jeremiah: I don’t think that’s a good way to frame your life…
Hmmmmm…….
Jeremiah: I don’t think that’s a good way to frame your life…
Hmmmmm…….
two women are standing next to each other in a crowd of people .
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April 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Me: I just need to get thru this month and I’ll feel better
Jeremiah: I don’t think that’s a good way to frame your life…
Hmmmmm…….
Jeremiah: I don’t think that’s a good way to frame your life…
Hmmmmm…….
Found a very visible gray hair…it’s joever
April 3, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Found a very visible gray hair…it’s joever
This gif is killing me soooo bad I have use the laughing emoji 😂
a talking cat with green eyes is standing in a room with a brick wall
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March 31, 2025 at 9:52 PM
This gif is killing me soooo bad I have use the laughing emoji 😂
Have a draft of my story due in 3 hours and all I’ve done is this
a cartoon of spongebob holding a pencil
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March 31, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Have a draft of my story due in 3 hours and all I’ve done is this
The idea of waiting until November for the new pokemon legends game
a woman is sitting on a couch and saying `` not in my world .
ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch and saying `` not in my world .
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March 29, 2025 at 7:57 PM
The idea of waiting until November for the new pokemon legends game
On top of the shit I’m already going thru I got a parking ticket…
a woman in a black shirt is screaming in the dark
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March 8, 2025 at 12:38 AM
On top of the shit I’m already going thru I got a parking ticket…
This being worse than when I had covid
Infected bug bite + flu/fever combo is destroying meeeeee
a close up of a woman making a funny face
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March 2, 2025 at 1:57 AM
This being worse than when I had covid
Infected bug bite + flu/fever combo is destroying meeeeee
a close up of a woman making a funny face
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March 2, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Infected bug bite + flu/fever combo is destroying meeeeee