SnozWrap
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A Canadian Fella Who Enjoys World Peace and a Nice Bowl of Soup
Engelbert Humperpinck
November 14, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Engelbert Humperpinck
Nah! The quality of your skin has just gone up.
October 26, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Nah! The quality of your skin has just gone up.
34° is way too hot to play soccer! Unless you’re talking Fahrenheit, then I guess it’s cold?
October 26, 2025 at 7:25 AM
34° is way too hot to play soccer! Unless you’re talking Fahrenheit, then I guess it’s cold?
My thoughts and prayers are with you.
October 26, 2025 at 7:19 AM
My thoughts and prayers are with you.
But can you stand up now?
October 26, 2025 at 7:06 AM
But can you stand up now?
I hope you don’t write erotic fiction.
October 26, 2025 at 7:05 AM
I hope you don’t write erotic fiction.
C’mon now! That’s not true. A toddler’s lifejacket wouldn’t fit over his swelled head. He would steal three toddlers’ lifejackets—one for his right arm, one for his left arm, and the third just to throw away into the ocean whilst he laughed maniacally.
October 26, 2025 at 7:00 AM
C’mon now! That’s not true. A toddler’s lifejacket wouldn’t fit over his swelled head. He would steal three toddlers’ lifejackets—one for his right arm, one for his left arm, and the third just to throw away into the ocean whilst he laughed maniacally.
Brother and sister-in-law? That’s only two. What about the other four?
October 26, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Brother and sister-in-law? That’s only two. What about the other four?
What’s the difference between confidence and egocentric? Asking for a friend.
October 26, 2025 at 6:34 AM
What’s the difference between confidence and egocentric? Asking for a friend.
Looks like you’ve received a lot of responses with good advice! As someone who has lived decades of adult years in Toronto, I’m happy to help! Feel free to DM me with questions! We love our city.
October 26, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Looks like you’ve received a lot of responses with good advice! As someone who has lived decades of adult years in Toronto, I’m happy to help! Feel free to DM me with questions! We love our city.
Well, it will be her lucky day if someone can surgically remove that ducking from her thorax!
October 26, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Well, it will be her lucky day if someone can surgically remove that ducking from her thorax!
Exactly! I don’t know which one to have sex with!
October 26, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Exactly! I don’t know which one to have sex with!
I don’t understand any of those references. But I thought I’d chime in.
October 26, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I don’t understand any of those references. But I thought I’d chime in.
Is it just me, or is this erotic fiction heading needing a continuation?
October 26, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Is it just me, or is this erotic fiction heading needing a continuation?
I don’t own a cat, a raccoon, nor grapes. Please enjoy this gif of the word gif.
October 26, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I don’t own a cat, a raccoon, nor grapes. Please enjoy this gif of the word gif.
C’mon. You love paying higher insurance premiums. Let me repeat. You love it. Do I need to tell you a third time? You love it. Now… repeat after me… I love it. Well done. Welcome to the club. You get a hat.
October 26, 2025 at 5:35 AM
C’mon. You love paying higher insurance premiums. Let me repeat. You love it. Do I need to tell you a third time? You love it. Now… repeat after me… I love it. Well done. Welcome to the club. You get a hat.
You do realize you’ve just made yourself the prime suspect?
October 20, 2025 at 4:02 AM
You do realize you’ve just made yourself the prime suspect?
My bad. I didn’t realize that was your home.
October 20, 2025 at 3:11 AM
My bad. I didn’t realize that was your home.
Oh gawwwd! I can empathize with that feeling. Bit of advice (which you probably already know) start with the most recent email and work backwards from there. If you start with the oldest, you may find an “urgent” email, only to discover in a later email that they figured it out in your absence.
October 20, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Oh gawwwd! I can empathize with that feeling. Bit of advice (which you probably already know) start with the most recent email and work backwards from there. If you start with the oldest, you may find an “urgent” email, only to discover in a later email that they figured it out in your absence.