Hope it was a good one. Happy birthday.

Good for them.

Most animals can experience being gay, from my understanding.

I was always of the opinion that you should make your sadness other people's problems if you're gonna be trapped in a situation you don't want to be in.

Teacher says you can't go to the bathroom? Piss yourself. Look them in the eyes as your pants change color. Show them the consequences of denial.

I call dibs on being a potato.

so basically it's actually pretty fucking awesome to be a nasty roll around in the dirt needs and desires human being whose primary goal is to bring as much joy and comfort to as many other human beings as possible with zero pretense of what may or may not come after. just lighten the fuck up!!!

Did your squad leader also tell you to date a woman who is very brave and forthright?

Me, walking up from a dream with a lot of water: This hoe be pissin'.

Microscopic Dashcon was designated by researchers as most likely to be the most prominent strain of the Flu for it's year.

*Comedic Bass Line*

I don't know if that's the reason they did it. I think a mixture of inexperience and hormones is part of what makes teens in highschool do ridiculous stuff like that.
If they were at least practicing safe sex, I'd probably give them a warning for doing it so close to school.

Good thing you came to your senses, because that old name... Sox.

*Ba dum tis*

Bro can't play with his joystick in there, it's too cramped.

Phage the Untouchable. She causes someone to lose the game the moment she enters the battlefield from the Command Zone.

/jk

Everyone goes through processes at different rates.

Hopefully one day you'll have the ability to be the you that you want to be.

What a handsome fellow.