I can safely say my Spurs time divides neatly into the Aaron Lennon years and the Ben Davies years.

Three out of four co-workers, in a blind taste test, identified the flavor as dog food. The other thought it was Vienna sausages.

You were the first person I thought of while reading it, I’m glad you saw it.

Co-worker: Not a fan
Me: They are growing on me, with an aftertaste of ill-foreboding

“How many gyrocopters are we sending through Siam to take control of the Silk Road?”