I heard Dick Wolf already signed on

We all know he doesn’t care about Eric enough to do that

Ugh, thanks for nothing

Well now I feel inspired to make art by mimicking my cat and knocking everything off the entertainment center and then looked shocked that it fell.

How else can we restore manufacturing of fentanyl in our suburbs again without cutting off the border access?

I shall be weekending at my second job so I can perchance afford eggs at breakfast on the morrow

Another ploy to keep the masses uneducated, especially those that dare to stand against his regime

Day 24: man with severe erectile dysfunction screws his country instead

He did this yet told the CDC to stop a campaign that helps fight misinformation about the flu vaccine.

It makes no sense why we have so many unqualified people in important roles that keep flip flopping on national safety because they lack the intelligence to get it right the first time.

Not surprising considering he launched his own self-named one nearly to the day he went into office and shortly after named a department after another one.

Stay seated

Hold up a paddle every time he told a lie, auction bidding style…Might have to switch arms halfway through.

Wear something a la Leslie Knope’s wedding dress style that’s all headlines of his failures and representative AF of DEI and other countries he’s been waging war with

It’s probably something that will be equivalent to a waiter telling you to enjoy your meal and replying “thanks, you too”.

I don’t remember becoming an international disgrace being in the project 2025 playbook, but it must be buried in that nearly thousand pages somewhere for Trump to be doing such a great job at it.

I have seen firsthand every single day people leaving behind vital medications because they can’t afford them…I’m thankful - unlike him - you’ve remained in touch with the struggles of others and are working to solve them.