Bonus points if she ever liked Michael Jordan or committed a civil misdemeanor! #DueProcess #AbrigoGarcia

I took it as investors really *want* to be investing, and are desperate for any tiny nod that maybe this will all be ok, so it doesn’t take much to set off a frenzy…then they had time to think about the updated situation & realize “nope, this is still terrible.”

How long do you think ‘til the Oval Office presser with @loganpaulofficial.bsky.social to announce the EO on watering our crops with @drinkprime.bsky.social ? #Brawndo #ItsGotElectrolytes #PresidentCamacho

The original poster deleted it, conceding the source actually appears to be the census website. Nobody seems to know what the listed exports from the uninhabited islands could have been, though, as it’s not believed people have visited in 10 years. www.census.gov/foreign-trad...

Just came across this…holy crap 🤦‍♂️

I understand, but we actually do import (at a trade imbalance) from Russia, and other countries like Iran are on both lists. I don’t necessarily think this is some conspiracy, but it’s a sloppy exclusion from the list. ustr.gov/countries-re...

Yet, Iran somehow made the list?

Do we do much trade with Iran or the (uninhabited) Heard & McDonald Islands that made the list?

Next you’re going to tell me I shouldn’t have just transferred my entire life savings to $TRUMP coin 🤷‍♂️

But, if that were true, the EXTERNAL Revenue Service wouldn’t make any sense. Next you’re going to tell me that birth right citizenship is somehow espoused in the constitution instead of just dictated by executive order at the whims of the current president…

This surely got released about 2 1/2 months early, right? That said… for $3.48, I’m kinda curious…

I don’t think it’s worth giving up on…just being realistic about expectations