Cad, Snowstalk Office Scout
snowstalkcad.bsky.social
Cad, Snowstalk Office Scout
@snowstalkcad.bsky.social
I work for Snowstalk Office. Stationed in the Whiteout.

Syrupians/Terrans DNI
// Parody Account.
Brimcels seeing a single handful of snow:
March 27, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I've never seen a giant red button that's let me down.
March 27, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I've been keeping an eye. It seems to pretty much all be from the same world as the Light and EGO. Besides that world, I don't think I've seen any other cross-universal communication.
March 27, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Yeesh. Always hated those people.

Got anything good from the Rifted?
March 5, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Puffbuds won't leave me alone, and Snowstalkers keep swarming me.
Frosun is trying to get a discount, too. As if.
February 28, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Peaceful for you, maybe.
Express isn't so calm.
February 28, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Yep. This one's going in the compilation.
February 28, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I don't think that text is what computer viruses do.

Not like any virus I've seen, at least.
February 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Fair enough. Express won't run itself, though.

I already put a mold around it, anyways. Slime should regen in a day or two.
February 22, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Fair enough.
February 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Considering you started talking, yeah, sorta.
February 21, 2025 at 1:56 AM
God damn Snowstalkers took an arm off. It'll take a week to regenerate this.
February 20, 2025 at 2:36 AM
How cold.
February 19, 2025 at 11:19 AM
If I could figure out how to reverse that, this might make a good weapon.
February 19, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I guess for reference, I'll describe the weapon. I'd send a picture, but it took fucking forevwer to set this thing up, so I'm not gonna figure out how to attach a camera.

It's some sort of ashy canon impaled with wood. When it's fired, the tip of the wood ignites.
February 19, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Maybe I need some of those Applis blobs.

As if we could afford it. And hell, I don't even know if this fucking thing is worth that much.
February 19, 2025 at 3:03 AM
So you don't have either, then. Good.

Syrupians are humanoid creatures composed of slime, typically with a shell carapace.

Snowstalkers are creatures which roam the Whiteout, which I happen to specialize in hunting. Your description isn't too inaccurate.
February 17, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Loud and clear, boss.
February 17, 2025 at 3:48 AM