Mom, what’s a simp? This is a simp, honey.

OMG he is built like my other dog, Howard!

Pepper to your salt.

I remember. That was a big shoveling job and simpler time.

I would be such an asshole at a checkpoint. My goal would be to waste as much of their time as possible and make sure they can’t sleep if they have a conscience. If they don’t, I suppose I will be beaten and arrested. So be it. Someone may need to take in my dogs while I’m detained. Who is in?

Democrat with a dry sense of humor and gorgeous dogs.

This is my dog, Mads who is about 80lbs of gorgeous physical and emotional security. Her eyes shine red at night. She’s a Chow, Great P, Aussie mix. Her skills include rodent hunting, sussing out bad people, and being gorgeous around town.

Nothing too heavy…

Black Friday was really chill this year. Looks like everyone on my list is getting a cool rock or some mushrooms.