That’s your lucky milk bottle

Stay safe from all the communism and sharia law

I haven’t heard this in a long time and just did a spit take with my soda

Actually you’re cool and good

Damn. That’s embarrassing. How did I not think to look at the ovipositor 🤬

I wonder if he knows he’s upside down

How’d you cook the potatoes?

Nice. I’m having baked Old Bay chicken, asparagus, and brown rice

If you are wary of watching instagram videos, it’s walking into the Thanksgiving like an MLB closer (specifically Edwin Diaz with the sick trumpet) ready to talk about Trump being the throat goat

I can’t imagine getting stabbed anywhere is a particularly good feeling

Nuggets lost because you didn’t like my cool idea

Abominogtion?