Will Britt
@snowbogan.bsky.social
🏡 Hamilton 🇨🇦 | 📍Naarm (Melbourne) 🇦🇺
JD | Melbourne Law School 📚
BEng | Ontario Tech 🎓
Bartender 🏳️🌈
JD | Melbourne Law School 📚
BEng | Ontario Tech 🎓
Bartender 🏳️🌈
The vicious compliance of the Edmonton school board banned book list saved books. The UCP understands the importance of specific language in their ministerial orders. They knew what books they wanted banned and wrote their order broad enough to capture them.
September 3, 2025 at 4:55 AM
The vicious compliance of the Edmonton school board banned book list saved books. The UCP understands the importance of specific language in their ministerial orders. They knew what books they wanted banned and wrote their order broad enough to capture them.
As Alanis Morissette would say: it was your shit attitude that ruined the good thing you once had, but now you're acting like a fool letting everyone see your behaviour ain't cute because you blame everyone else. Isn't it ironic, don't y’a think?
August 19, 2025 at 4:09 AM
As Alanis Morissette would say: it was your shit attitude that ruined the good thing you once had, but now you're acting like a fool letting everyone see your behaviour ain't cute because you blame everyone else. Isn't it ironic, don't y’a think?
The weirdest thing about being a bartender at the gay bar is how many people say “ive been wanting to do that for so long” after we kiss and I’m like “I didn't know you existed until 10 minutes ago”
August 9, 2025 at 7:19 PM
The weirdest thing about being a bartender at the gay bar is how many people say “ive been wanting to do that for so long” after we kiss and I’m like “I didn't know you existed until 10 minutes ago”
I could cause so much drama for four people (including myself) with one text rn
July 19, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I could cause so much drama for four people (including myself) with one text rn
The twinks really be twinking (derogatorily) lately
July 5, 2025 at 7:31 PM
The twinks really be twinking (derogatorily) lately
My Uber driver just rolled down the window so he could say hi to a dog hanging out the next car over, and you know what 5 stars for that maybe the world is a good place after all.
July 3, 2025 at 7:18 AM
My Uber driver just rolled down the window so he could say hi to a dog hanging out the next car over, and you know what 5 stars for that maybe the world is a good place after all.
Just got home and some woman was making out with an Uber eats driver in the lobby. Like live your best life diva, but I don’t want my twink seeing this heterosexuality, he’s an innocent soul and you’re corrupting him.
May 31, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Just got home and some woman was making out with an Uber eats driver in the lobby. Like live your best life diva, but I don’t want my twink seeing this heterosexuality, he’s an innocent soul and you’re corrupting him.
He’s a whore. He’s a slut. He’s fun. He has a big dick.
- random stranger who knows too much about me
- random stranger who knows too much about me
May 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
He’s a whore. He’s a slut. He’s fun. He has a big dick.
- random stranger who knows too much about me
- random stranger who knows too much about me
It’s the always flirting with me when I’m working, then ditching me for someone else when I’m done, and then being jealous in the corner with your friends when you see me out with someone else for me
May 21, 2025 at 2:57 PM
It’s the always flirting with me when I’m working, then ditching me for someone else when I’m done, and then being jealous in the corner with your friends when you see me out with someone else for me
So I was saying hi to someone at the Peel and he asked his friend if he knows who I am. His friend said “the dick” and I was about to be offended. But it turns out he has a video of me fucking him In the old dark room and all his friends rave about the iconic dick from that video. 👼🏻
May 3, 2025 at 7:51 PM
So I was saying hi to someone at the Peel and he asked his friend if he knows who I am. His friend said “the dick” and I was about to be offended. But it turns out he has a video of me fucking him In the old dark room and all his friends rave about the iconic dick from that video. 👼🏻
BREAKING: Crabs boy just ordered a drink from me and specifically requested lemon instead of lime.
May 1, 2025 at 3:10 PM
BREAKING: Crabs boy just ordered a drink from me and specifically requested lemon instead of lime.
Hi I’m Will, and I’m an alcoholic
April 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Hi I’m Will, and I’m an alcoholic
30 minutes is not enough cry time at work, it should be longer
April 27, 2025 at 10:25 AM
30 minutes is not enough cry time at work, it should be longer
Lmaoo I just remembered the time a twink spent an hour at the Peel telling the boy who picked him up and was taking him home how I was the best sex of his life
April 26, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Lmaoo I just remembered the time a twink spent an hour at the Peel telling the boy who picked him up and was taking him home how I was the best sex of his life
I’m so fucking homophobic, I can’t with you f*ggots anymore
April 24, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I’m so fucking homophobic, I can’t with you f*ggots anymore
“You’re very sweet, I can tell you have a kind heart” - twink with multiple loads of mine dripping out of his hole
April 23, 2025 at 8:23 AM
“You’re very sweet, I can tell you have a kind heart” - twink with multiple loads of mine dripping out of his hole
I just had a dream where I really wanted to watch SpongeBob but I knew I was dreaming so I forced myself to wake up, but every time I woke up I still knew I was dreaming and still really wanted to watch SpongeBob, so this kept happening until I actually woke myself up.
April 21, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I just had a dream where I really wanted to watch SpongeBob but I knew I was dreaming so I forced myself to wake up, but every time I woke up I still knew I was dreaming and still really wanted to watch SpongeBob, so this kept happening until I actually woke myself up.
My bad guys, I literally just put on the movie Conclave then looked at my phone to find out the pope died.
April 21, 2025 at 9:34 AM
My bad guys, I literally just put on the movie Conclave then looked at my phone to find out the pope died.
The problem with having a massive urethra is I pee all my pee so quick so it’s harder to avoid work by going pee
April 20, 2025 at 3:09 PM
The problem with having a massive urethra is I pee all my pee so quick so it’s harder to avoid work by going pee
The next boy to pull the whole “flirt across the bar but swerve as soon as it's not between us” is getting banned, I swear
April 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
The next boy to pull the whole “flirt across the bar but swerve as soon as it's not between us” is getting banned, I swear
You're just here to progress the plot, I am the plot darling
April 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
You're just here to progress the plot, I am the plot darling
Would die for this while I sit and do all my research
April 8, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Would die for this while I sit and do all my research
It’s transgender day of visibility - please do your part and make sure your trans friends haven’t turned invisible, I hear it’s a side effect.
March 31, 2025 at 4:37 AM
It’s transgender day of visibility - please do your part and make sure your trans friends haven’t turned invisible, I hear it’s a side effect.
I have completed the gay bingo: I fucked all three members of a failed throuple 🎉🎉🎉
March 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I have completed the gay bingo: I fucked all three members of a failed throuple 🎉🎉🎉