Me when someone asks what I’m doing this weekend

Looking through my old yearbook and realizing i've let a lot of people down who asked me to 'keep in touch' and 'stay cool'

this year feels like the start of a new season with a new plot line and I’m upset they wrote out luigi

Wine stoppers are for people who can’t commit

All I’m saying is I’ve never once heard someone say “I’m a shower not a grower”