Snow Goon
snow-goon.bsky.social
Snow Goon
@snow-goon.bsky.social
He/Him
I'm a cold weather mammal occupying myself with books and ttrpgs.
Allow me to direct you to the roleplaying game, "Dark Harvest: the Legacy of Frankenstein," an alternate history setting wherein Victor Frankenstein helps to build what would have become Romania into an industrialized, mid-19th Century nation called Promethea.
December 14, 2025 at 12:11 AM
"Brah, I smell like trench warfare (the most fragrant of warfares), am just an awful people, and belittle the hell out of them on the daily, but women just DON'T seem to want to be around me. It's a gawddamn mystery."
December 5, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Damnit, Sam, you know I can't deny those come-hither eyes.
December 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
It is INCREDIBLY stupid that I'm being sold on a medication that I cannot access on my own even if I did have the education to know that I need.
December 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Yeah, Trump is to racism as Andrew Jackson was to racism.
December 2, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Imagine the dystopian future of "Escape from Zootopia."
November 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
It probably says something about me that I've only seen TMBG twice and no one else.
November 28, 2025 at 6:40 AM
This reference made me smile.
November 22, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Dunkin Donuts: "Time to make the motherfuckin' donuts."
Maxwell House: "Good to the last Goddamn drop."
November 20, 2025 at 12:41 AM
You, sir, are the very bestest boy. Good going, trooper.
November 17, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I ambushed you with a cup of coffee!
November 17, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Proof, if proof be needed, that obscene wealth does not grant happiness.
November 8, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Yes, the reason I want a female robot is ONLY because I'm sensitive about leaving a male robot at home to do chores. There is NO other reason I want female robots.
October 31, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Ha! True!
October 31, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Or, indeed, a headless man-horse.
October 28, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Thanks for the scary story, pa-paw!
October 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I weep for our future.
October 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I am a bit embarrassed to admit it, but I actually DO like it. I know, I know. What can I do?
October 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
The name's Wyoming. John Wyoming.
October 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Are you kidding me, Vimes would have an ACAB tattoo if it wouldn't disappoint Sybil.
October 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
No. I can assure you, it isn't.
October 7, 2025 at 12:04 AM
So. Goddamn. True.
October 1, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Whimsy, for the nonce, is my absolute jam. Back at ya, RPGnetters!
September 29, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Honestly, at this point, I wouldn't mind if all the Rapturians just got up and went somewhere and left me the hell alone.
September 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM