Snork Life
@snorklife.bsky.social
I own a mansion and a yacht. CEO, New York Times bestselling author. Snorkeling enthusiast. He/him.
happy hardcore history day to all who celebrate.
January 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
happy hardcore history day to all who celebrate.
i’m going to a poker game this week. so i’m practicing, and it’s such a shit tier game. i can’t even.
December 12, 2024 at 4:49 AM
i’m going to a poker game this week. so i’m practicing, and it’s such a shit tier game. i can’t even.
i would scatter rose petals at the feet of Luigi Mangione, and place a crown of laurel on his head,
but if he asked if i wanted to hang out, i’d say “no thanks man.”
but if he asked if i wanted to hang out, i’d say “no thanks man.”
December 10, 2024 at 5:01 PM
i would scatter rose petals at the feet of Luigi Mangione, and place a crown of laurel on his head,
but if he asked if i wanted to hang out, i’d say “no thanks man.”
but if he asked if i wanted to hang out, i’d say “no thanks man.”
death to tyrants. cheers to the fall of assad.
December 8, 2024 at 5:13 AM
death to tyrants. cheers to the fall of assad.
i would just lie to my dog and tell him he won.
the national dog show is a beautiful illustration of how to handle rejection like their asses do NOT understand they weren’t selected
November 28, 2024 at 8:54 PM
i would just lie to my dog and tell him he won.
@transform6789.bsky.social just heard your interview on dnr pod. Very good.
May 29, 2024 at 4:21 PM
@transform6789.bsky.social just heard your interview on dnr pod. Very good.
I just wanna remind everyone that it’s bullshit Charles Manson is remembered as a hippy and less so as a Nazi.
September 13, 2023 at 1:42 AM
I just wanna remind everyone that it’s bullshit Charles Manson is remembered as a hippy and less so as a Nazi.
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getting your pussy terrorized as celebration of 9/11
September 11, 2023 at 2:38 AM
getting your pussy terrorized as celebration of 9/11
Lots of folks have ACAB in their bios but aren’t even ready to ruin a wedding for a bridesmaids who works in the federal prosecutor’s office.
September 4, 2023 at 4:34 AM
Lots of folks have ACAB in their bios but aren’t even ready to ruin a wedding for a bridesmaids who works in the federal prosecutor’s office.
I called a prosecutor for the DOJ a racist and it made my week.
September 2, 2023 at 6:54 AM
I called a prosecutor for the DOJ a racist and it made my week.
The drunk girl in Casablanca is hotter than Ingrid Bergman and you can’t change my mind.
August 24, 2023 at 1:08 AM
The drunk girl in Casablanca is hotter than Ingrid Bergman and you can’t change my mind.
Love is… when your wife points out there is a lot of sediment in your glass before your drain it.
August 23, 2023 at 12:13 AM
Love is… when your wife points out there is a lot of sediment in your glass before your drain it.
I spent all day making this lasagna. Please clap.
July 24, 2023 at 3:19 AM
I spent all day making this lasagna. Please clap.
We need a media tab.
July 22, 2023 at 5:56 PM
We need a media tab.
Could Joe Biden go ahead and do something for the unions?
July 18, 2023 at 3:18 AM
Could Joe Biden go ahead and do something for the unions?
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"My trans friends are so brave and tough"
July 17, 2023 at 2:48 PM
"My trans friends are so brave and tough"
I will never pronounce Peter Thiel’s name with a “th..” sound.
NEVER!
NEVER!
July 18, 2023 at 1:40 AM
I will never pronounce Peter Thiel’s name with a “th..” sound.
NEVER!
NEVER!
If you hear a really good joke do you ever get jealous?
July 17, 2023 at 2:23 AM
If you hear a really good joke do you ever get jealous?
Someone on the internet has a pig. I don’t know who, but there’s a whole corner of the internet that does very unpleasant discourse about it, and it’s one of my least favorite things online.
July 16, 2023 at 1:08 AM
Someone on the internet has a pig. I don’t know who, but there’s a whole corner of the internet that does very unpleasant discourse about it, and it’s one of my least favorite things online.
Are there any new diseases out there?
July 16, 2023 at 1:02 AM
Are there any new diseases out there?
Can we get an app that puts all the Twitter clones on one timeline?
July 15, 2023 at 4:41 PM
Can we get an app that puts all the Twitter clones on one timeline?
My favorite part of going to the hardware store is yelling at the anti abortion protesters in front of the planned parenthood on my way.
July 15, 2023 at 4:13 PM
My favorite part of going to the hardware store is yelling at the anti abortion protesters in front of the planned parenthood on my way.
But what if I just happened to come up with the same post?
…a bunch of times?
…a bunch of times?
July 14, 2023 at 11:56 PM
But what if I just happened to come up with the same post?
…a bunch of times?
…a bunch of times?
My beautiful wife needs an invite code. She’s a treasure. You’d all like her.
July 14, 2023 at 3:23 PM
My beautiful wife needs an invite code. She’s a treasure. You’d all like her.