Snorkbox
@snorkbox.bsky.social
ISO nerds and yuks
I take pictures of mushrooms.
I like neat rocks.
I whisper sweet nothings into the void.
I take pictures of mushrooms.
I like neat rocks.
I whisper sweet nothings into the void.
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Snorkbox
@snorkbox.bsky.social
· Oct 9
Social skills are stored in the foreskin
You're not seeing me in a glittery romper bc of my stance on AI. You're not seeing me in a glittery romper bc I'm a hater with a gunt.
December 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
You're not seeing me in a glittery romper bc of my stance on AI. You're not seeing me in a glittery romper bc I'm a hater with a gunt.
You can't convince me that "Quiet Piggy" isn't some very specific sex game/roleplay thing.
November 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
You can't convince me that "Quiet Piggy" isn't some very specific sex game/roleplay thing.
If you ever feel like you have insurmountable medical costs, you can always sell memorabilia from that time you were on a teen drama show with Tom Cruise's ex-wife.
November 13, 2025 at 4:36 AM
If you ever feel like you have insurmountable medical costs, you can always sell memorabilia from that time you were on a teen drama show with Tom Cruise's ex-wife.
Donald Trump grew back part of his body, and the LEAST vocal about it are the folks who never shut up about "lizard people."
October 24, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Donald Trump grew back part of his body, and the LEAST vocal about it are the folks who never shut up about "lizard people."
How I know I'm slowly embarking on a villain arc.
I heard "jewel heist" and I'm like "hell yeah, finally some good news!”
Normal people are care and cry reacting and I'm over here like, "I fucking love a heist!” and rubbing my hands together.
I heard "jewel heist" and I'm like "hell yeah, finally some good news!”
Normal people are care and cry reacting and I'm over here like, "I fucking love a heist!” and rubbing my hands together.
October 21, 2025 at 4:51 PM
How I know I'm slowly embarking on a villain arc.
I heard "jewel heist" and I'm like "hell yeah, finally some good news!”
Normal people are care and cry reacting and I'm over here like, "I fucking love a heist!” and rubbing my hands together.
I heard "jewel heist" and I'm like "hell yeah, finally some good news!”
Normal people are care and cry reacting and I'm over here like, "I fucking love a heist!” and rubbing my hands together.
The people who are currently protecting pedophiles can't tell the difference between teenagers and grown adults re: a group chat.
Color me surprised.
Color me surprised.
October 16, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The people who are currently protecting pedophiles can't tell the difference between teenagers and grown adults re: a group chat.
Color me surprised.
Color me surprised.
RFK Jr. Doesn't believe in experts in science and medicine.
I look forward to him eschewing all of that Kennedy power and money in favor of a back alley hobo surgery.
🤞🤞🤞
I look forward to him eschewing all of that Kennedy power and money in favor of a back alley hobo surgery.
🤞🤞🤞
October 16, 2025 at 2:01 PM
RFK Jr. Doesn't believe in experts in science and medicine.
I look forward to him eschewing all of that Kennedy power and money in favor of a back alley hobo surgery.
🤞🤞🤞
I look forward to him eschewing all of that Kennedy power and money in favor of a back alley hobo surgery.
🤞🤞🤞
I wish RFK Jr. A very Candida auris.
October 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I wish RFK Jr. A very Candida auris.
Won't Kai just take this poor man to feed the ducks or something?
What's the presidential equivalent of letting your little brother hold a disconnected video game controller?
What's the presidential equivalent of letting your little brother hold a disconnected video game controller?
October 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Won't Kai just take this poor man to feed the ducks or something?
What's the presidential equivalent of letting your little brother hold a disconnected video game controller?
What's the presidential equivalent of letting your little brother hold a disconnected video game controller?
Social skills are stored in the foreskin
October 9, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Social skills are stored in the foreskin
Can't believe I saw a stand-up comedian simulate fellatio on a microphone. I'm shocked. You can only get away with that kind of behavior if you're a presidential candidate.
October 9, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Can't believe I saw a stand-up comedian simulate fellatio on a microphone. I'm shocked. You can only get away with that kind of behavior if you're a presidential candidate.
"So I started doing the joke and it fucking murdered."
- Bill Burr
Neat.
- Bill Burr
Neat.
October 3, 2025 at 3:27 PM
"So I started doing the joke and it fucking murdered."
- Bill Burr
Neat.
- Bill Burr
Neat.
Me: "Why is RFK so obsessed with autistic people?"
kid: "Maybe it's his special interest."
kid: "Maybe it's his special interest."
September 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Me: "Why is RFK so obsessed with autistic people?"
kid: "Maybe it's his special interest."
kid: "Maybe it's his special interest."
You know every time RFK Jr. Says "full-blown" autism, he's using every fiber of his being to not say a slur.
September 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
You know every time RFK Jr. Says "full-blown" autism, he's using every fiber of his being to not say a slur.
Someone at DHS doesn't know diddly dick about Nintendo
September 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Someone at DHS doesn't know diddly dick about Nintendo
All dogs do not go to heaven. My dog did not make the cut and will be hanging out with me and the rest of you scumbags. Look at this degenerate heathen.
September 23, 2025 at 4:19 PM
All dogs do not go to heaven. My dog did not make the cut and will be hanging out with me and the rest of you scumbags. Look at this degenerate heathen.
I wish RFK Jr. had been afflicted by a tongue louse instead.
September 23, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I wish RFK Jr. had been afflicted by a tongue louse instead.
Trains were already cool. Now they're cooler. Thanks, Tylenol.
September 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Trains were already cool. Now they're cooler. Thanks, Tylenol.
I need this rapture bc I'm trying to duck my HOA. These pious mfers are still pulling weeds like someone is gonna be around to care.
I need this. The pollinators need this.
I need this. The pollinators need this.
September 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I need this rapture bc I'm trying to duck my HOA. These pious mfers are still pulling weeds like someone is gonna be around to care.
I need this. The pollinators need this.
I need this. The pollinators need this.
If anyone is wondering, I am also accepting cash apologies for perceived slights.
September 18, 2025 at 1:37 PM
If anyone is wondering, I am also accepting cash apologies for perceived slights.
