I want to care less sometimes. If I could care less, it would really help me, mentally.

Alas, unlike members of the Senate, I see humans, not mere statistics.

Goosebumps a'plenty at the Candace Parker jersey retirement ceremony. And I wholly applaud the match-up they aligned it to be during. Well played.

Congress is everywhere on here posting their bland, platitude-stuffed statements on yesterday's latest egregious action.

* holding a boombox over my head blasting Elvis's "A Little Conversation" in their faces *

Why do I keep looking up the price of Raspberry Pis every few months with hope? I've turned into my Grandpa, who mumbled in the grocery checkout line when we begged for candy, "In my day, sweets were a quarter."

This is all planned and for show and to deceive even more of America. It's a 'look at the birdie' move. Everyone gets that, right?

So Paige is having to play Minnesota to start her WNBA career... If it was "in", I'd tip my hat to kismet. For now I'll chalk it up as cheeky instead.

Us Bears fans just chuckle at the awful Draft opening attempt at a joke, "Yet another worthy reason to write off the Pack'."

I mean, Strom Thurmond did it 24 hours and change for racism. I entirely believe Cory can do it over that against racism (and everything else involved).

I've never noticed before that TCU's mascot is basically Toothless.

I'm not partial to SC. I'm not partial to Texas. The team I root for the most is not in the SEC. But am I tuned in for this coin toss? You betcha.

In a world of Jafars, be a Jasmine.

I've said it before and I'll say it evermore: May we someday get Elle, Andraya, and Chiney analyzing all sports.

Have any of y'all experienced PMS in all of this dangerous BS yet? Because, whoa damn, now that's Red Hulk.

I'm not even remotely a fan of Wichita State (nor do I understand why the university calls itself that), but for me, as a Celiac, wearing their "Fear the wheat!" slogan on my hoodie makes me chuckle on and off all day long.

Superfluous sillies help the news go down.

I haven't watched in awhile, but my mind has lately been replaying that moment in Dress to Kill where Eddie Izzard dubs America the modern Roman Empire.

Also, her question from a British POV, watching us, 'What ARE you doing?'