Snooty Juicer
@snootyjuicer.bsky.social
I’m that one girl…that you met that one time…at that one thing…yeah, that’s me.
Went to the store today to grab a few things before the new semester starts on Monday…and that’s when I ran into my principal.
January 3, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Went to the store today to grab a few things before the new semester starts on Monday…and that’s when I ran into my principal.
Tonight, @capthandlebar.bsky.social and I celebrated our 9th anniversary. All I can say is that I’m happy. After 9 years, I’m still happy. And I’m not sure what else a gal could ask for.
December 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Tonight, @capthandlebar.bsky.social and I celebrated our 9th anniversary. All I can say is that I’m happy. After 9 years, I’m still happy. And I’m not sure what else a gal could ask for.
I know we just celebrated Dick VanDyke’s 100th birthday but 2 things have been bothering me. First, he’s now too old to play with Legos. The age range is 4-99. Second, in The Christmas Song, you wish Merry Christmas to kids from 1 to 92. So ol’ Dick gets no Legos or a Merry Christmas?
December 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I know we just celebrated Dick VanDyke’s 100th birthday but 2 things have been bothering me. First, he’s now too old to play with Legos. The age range is 4-99. Second, in The Christmas Song, you wish Merry Christmas to kids from 1 to 92. So ol’ Dick gets no Legos or a Merry Christmas?
You can keep your Christmas cookies. My holiday baking is homemade bread. The house smells amazing!
December 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
You can keep your Christmas cookies. My holiday baking is homemade bread. The house smells amazing!
What and how? Were they hiding under a post-it or something?
December 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
What and how? Were they hiding under a post-it or something?
Sometimes, I have pizza for breakfast…sometimes, I have breakfast pizza.
December 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Sometimes, I have pizza for breakfast…sometimes, I have breakfast pizza.
Continuing a Christmas tradition with @capthandlebar.bsky.social
December 18, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Continuing a Christmas tradition with @capthandlebar.bsky.social
We lost electricity for about an hour. These are the 3 books I tried to start reading. I have varying tastes…
*I’ve read Thief and Ended Badly before. Verses was the new kid on the block.
*I’ve read Thief and Ended Badly before. Verses was the new kid on the block.
December 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM
We lost electricity for about an hour. These are the 3 books I tried to start reading. I have varying tastes…
*I’ve read Thief and Ended Badly before. Verses was the new kid on the block.
*I’ve read Thief and Ended Badly before. Verses was the new kid on the block.
Christmas ‘24: @capthandlebar.bsky.social tickets to see Oasis in London
Christmas ‘25: Capt tix to see Oasis in Chicago
*Oasis has said they won’t tour again until 2027 and that’s an “if”.
Please send suggestions for the Capt’s 2026 Christmas
Christmas ‘25: Capt tix to see Oasis in Chicago
*Oasis has said they won’t tour again until 2027 and that’s an “if”.
Please send suggestions for the Capt’s 2026 Christmas
December 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Christmas ‘24: @capthandlebar.bsky.social tickets to see Oasis in London
Christmas ‘25: Capt tix to see Oasis in Chicago
*Oasis has said they won’t tour again until 2027 and that’s an “if”.
Please send suggestions for the Capt’s 2026 Christmas
Christmas ‘25: Capt tix to see Oasis in Chicago
*Oasis has said they won’t tour again until 2027 and that’s an “if”.
Please send suggestions for the Capt’s 2026 Christmas
I had never lived with dog until @capthandlebar.bsky.social and I bought our house. After all of the cuddle puddles in the past 6 years, I’m not sure how I ever sat on the couch without a pup next to me.
November 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I had never lived with dog until @capthandlebar.bsky.social and I bought our house. After all of the cuddle puddles in the past 6 years, I’m not sure how I ever sat on the couch without a pup next to me.
We haven’t even eaten dinner yet and this kid is exhausted. Happy 1st Thanksgiving furry Murray!
November 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
We haven’t even eaten dinner yet and this kid is exhausted. Happy 1st Thanksgiving furry Murray!
The pups of Thanksgiving
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
The pups of Thanksgiving
My irrational fear: the automated carwash
November 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
My irrational fear: the automated carwash
Thursday with the pups.
November 13, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Thursday with the pups.
We welcomed this kid into our family today! Meet Murray!
@capthandlebar.bsky.social
@capthandlebar.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
We welcomed this kid into our family today! Meet Murray!
@capthandlebar.bsky.social
@capthandlebar.bsky.social
Visiting my parents, where I use my brother’s Netflix account. I’m going to jack up his preferences/suggestions. This is how I finally get revenge for all of the “I’m not touching you” 40 years ago. Stay focused on the long game, folks.
October 20, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Visiting my parents, where I use my brother’s Netflix account. I’m going to jack up his preferences/suggestions. This is how I finally get revenge for all of the “I’m not touching you” 40 years ago. Stay focused on the long game, folks.
Why is it The South of France and not southern France? Can I be from The South of Indiana instead of southern IN?
October 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Why is it The South of France and not southern France? Can I be from The South of Indiana instead of southern IN?
Earlier this week, I completed the Whole30, which is really more like the Whole50. I was consistently craving pizza the entire time. Today, that changed…
October 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Earlier this week, I completed the Whole30, which is really more like the Whole50. I was consistently craving pizza the entire time. Today, that changed…
Modern day love notes with @capthandlebar.bsky.social
*Today is the last day of my Whole30. The only craving I have had while doing this has been pizza.
*Today is the last day of my Whole30. The only craving I have had while doing this has been pizza.
September 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Modern day love notes with @capthandlebar.bsky.social
*Today is the last day of my Whole30. The only craving I have had while doing this has been pizza.
*Today is the last day of my Whole30. The only craving I have had while doing this has been pizza.
Cottage pie for a rainy fall evening.
September 23, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Cottage pie for a rainy fall evening.
The mash-ups we didn’t know we needed
September 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
The mash-ups we didn’t know we needed
Summer 2025 with @capthandlebar.bsky.social
August 31, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Summer 2025 with @capthandlebar.bsky.social
For Christmas 2024, I got @capthandlebar.bsky.social tickets to see Oasis in London. For Christmas 2025, I got him tickets to see them again in Chicago. It’s nice to honor tradition.
August 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
For Christmas 2024, I got @capthandlebar.bsky.social tickets to see Oasis in London. For Christmas 2025, I got him tickets to see them again in Chicago. It’s nice to honor tradition.
I’m starting Whole30 on Monday. Today, I’ve had Spam, bacon, and pepperoni. I’m an addict getting one last high before rehab.
August 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I’m starting Whole30 on Monday. Today, I’ve had Spam, bacon, and pepperoni. I’m an addict getting one last high before rehab.
You guys!! Oasis!! Wembley!!
July 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM
You guys!! Oasis!! Wembley!!