Snooty Juicer
snootyjuicer.bsky.social
Snooty Juicer
@snootyjuicer.bsky.social
I’m that one girl…that you met that one time…at that one thing…yeah, that’s me.
Went to the store today to grab a few things before the new semester starts on Monday…and that’s when I ran into my principal.
January 3, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Tonight, @capthandlebar.bsky.social and I celebrated our 9th anniversary. All I can say is that I’m happy. After 9 years, I’m still happy. And I’m not sure what else a gal could ask for.
December 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I know we just celebrated Dick VanDyke’s 100th birthday but 2 things have been bothering me. First, he’s now too old to play with Legos. The age range is 4-99. Second, in The Christmas Song, you wish Merry Christmas to kids from 1 to 92. So ol’ Dick gets no Legos or a Merry Christmas?
December 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
You can keep your Christmas cookies. My holiday baking is homemade bread. The house smells amazing!
December 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
What and how? Were they hiding under a post-it or something?
December 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Sometimes, I have pizza for breakfast…sometimes, I have breakfast pizza.
December 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Continuing a Christmas tradition with @capthandlebar.bsky.social
December 18, 2025 at 11:59 PM
We lost electricity for about an hour. These are the 3 books I tried to start reading. I have varying tastes…

*I’ve read Thief and Ended Badly before. Verses was the new kid on the block.
December 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Christmas ‘24: @capthandlebar.bsky.social tickets to see Oasis in London
Christmas ‘25: Capt tix to see Oasis in Chicago
*Oasis has said they won’t tour again until 2027 and that’s an “if”.
Please send suggestions for the Capt’s 2026 Christmas
December 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I had never lived with dog until @capthandlebar.bsky.social and I bought our house. After all of the cuddle puddles in the past 6 years, I’m not sure how I ever sat on the couch without a pup next to me.
November 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
We haven’t even eaten dinner yet and this kid is exhausted. Happy 1st Thanksgiving furry Murray!
November 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
The pups of Thanksgiving
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
My irrational fear: the automated carwash
November 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Thursday with the pups.
November 13, 2025 at 11:34 PM
We welcomed this kid into our family today! Meet Murray!
@capthandlebar.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Visiting my parents, where I use my brother’s Netflix account. I’m going to jack up his preferences/suggestions. This is how I finally get revenge for all of the “I’m not touching you” 40 years ago. Stay focused on the long game, folks.
October 20, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Why is it The South of France and not southern France? Can I be from The South of Indiana instead of southern IN?
October 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Earlier this week, I completed the Whole30, which is really more like the Whole50. I was consistently craving pizza the entire time. Today, that changed…
October 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Modern day love notes with @capthandlebar.bsky.social

*Today is the last day of my Whole30. The only craving I have had while doing this has been pizza.
September 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Cottage pie for a rainy fall evening.
September 23, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The mash-ups we didn’t know we needed
September 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
August 31, 2025 at 3:41 PM
For Christmas 2024, I got @capthandlebar.bsky.social tickets to see Oasis in London. For Christmas 2025, I got him tickets to see them again in Chicago. It’s nice to honor tradition.
August 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I’m starting Whole30 on Monday. Today, I’ve had Spam, bacon, and pepperoni. I’m an addict getting one last high before rehab.
August 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
You guys!! Oasis!! Wembley!!
July 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM