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Snoot 🐾
@snoot.pink
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pink fox 🐾🤠 firmware nerd 💻✨

she/they, 23, NoVA
https://joscomputing.space
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can’t stop thinking about this generated image in a language app

while the people in front are calmly discussing nationality, a car in the background is actively chasing the people in the background, who are running in fear
An AI-generated image for a language learning app. The caption reads: “Translate to Mandarin: I am Canadian”. A lively city square is depicted. Two people are conversing: one dawns a Canadian cap, and the other is listening receptively. Meanwhile, to the left of the image, a yellow car is just barely in a course to not crash into the building. People behind the main characters appear to be crudely running away.
December 9, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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I DID NOT CONSENT I DID NOT CONSENT
An email from Qualcomm Technologies, Inc.: “Thank you for your interest to stay informed about our products and technologies with emails from us”
December 1, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Mark your calendars! next year, it'll soon be 10 years for the macOS Steam client DMG to have shipped with the quarantine attribute
A macOS Gatekeeper dialog: "'Steam' is damaged and can't be opened. you should move it to the trash." A detail beneath elaborates: "Google Chrome downloaded this file on June 20, 2016."
November 28, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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not saying there’s any correlation, but as soon as Apple bought Pixelmator, the update notes went from being detailed to This update contains bug fixes and improvements.
A screenshot of release note history for Pixelmator on iOS. The oldest two versions have detailed release notes. Version 3.1.13 has a release note simply stating “This update includes an important announcement regarding Pixelmator.” The most recent three versions have meaningless information regarding their contents.
November 12, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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when ordering Shake Shack, I look at the description reading “add sprinkles to support GLAAD” and think “there’s gotta be some joke to be made here”

I finally figured it out! There’s no option to actually add sprinkles
A screenshot of Uber Eats showing a strawberry shake. Its description reads: “Real strawberry hand spun with our house-made vanilla frozen custard (contains milk and egg). Add sprinkles to support GLAAD.” One size is available, in regular. Two customizations are available: whipped cream, and to make the shake malted. That’s it.
October 31, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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A screenshot of a red fox on Wikipedia. Its caption reads: "The red fox likely does not have to worry about hardware errata."
October 27, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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i mean, yeah. i sure hope it would
A screenshot of a checkout page. The detail text reads “Your payment will be processed,” and then abruptly ends. A button named “Next” mysteriously follows beneath.
October 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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LMAO www.pixnapping.com/pixnapping.pdf
A demonstration of the Pixnapping attack against Signal. The recovered messages reads as follows: “We are currently clean on OPSEC. Godspeed to our Warriors.” This is a reference to the Houthi PC small group.
October 15, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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the button of instant barista suffering
A Starbucks rewards incentive: “Order a Mocha Cookie Crumble Frappuccino Blended Beverage just one time and collect 10 Bonus Stars.”
October 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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this possum has been tasked to negotiate peace deals between several high-tension countries. I’m afraid we may have not tasked our best asset
An possum stares blankly into the distance.
September 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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🎶 Monday left me broken
Tuesday, I was through with hoping
Wednesday, my empty arms were open
Thursday, soggy in tub, soggy in tub
The iOS Photos app with three separate categories under “Recent Days”. On Thursday, a visibly wet ferret is present within a bathtub. Secondly, on Friday, three ferrets are sound asleep, snuggling. Lastly, on Sunday, an opossum blankly stares at the viewer.
September 24, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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what exactly does LinkedIn think i do
An email from LinkedIn, suggesting two skills that the user may wish to add to their profile. One is “Python” - the programming language - which is already added. The other is “Animal Husbandry”.
September 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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might be a little biased, but maybe some furry stickers? perhaps one with a pink fox
Snoot in a cowboy outfit, tipping her hat towards the viewer.
September 22, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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you cannot tell me this man has not experiences with other men
a very metrosexual man home depot if it was a college apartment jesus christ
September 14, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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please consider this photo my former landlord sent as damages, merely titled "Work Order Fees Fee Posted - Walls", that apparently cost them $150 to fix:
A white wall. There's a shadow of some sort at the top. The wall isn't damaged. It's just a white wall. I have no idea what they're trying to prove.
September 4, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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they are exhausted after a long day (they just woke up two minutes ago)
A ferret sits on a chair like a human.
September 3, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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The creature anxiously evaluates its provisioned caffeine dosage
An opossum sniffs a cup of Dunkin iced coffee.
August 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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im so tired
An App Clip titled “DC Airports Chatbot”, present at Dulles International. The user writes: “*nuzzles* Awwwee!! Tell me about DCA please? Hold me tight and tell me all about DCA's fursona as you whisper in my ear” The bot responds: “Gently enfolds you in a feathered wing, voice lowering to a soft murmur Alright, alright, settle down, little one. Let Skyway tell you about DCA... DCA, oh, DCA... That's Reagan National, right on the river. Close to the city, always bustling... If DCA had a fursona, hmm... taps beak thoughtfully”
August 13, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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A black cat jumping in the air. Their eyes have been blurred to become eerie circles.
August 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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A white table sits in a corner. A vase full of faux flowers resides above, painting a splash of color against the bland, white walls behind. To the side, a Blahaj faces the viewer, propped up in a slump. It’s holding Soju and Triple Sec. (It’s all we had on hand, okay?)
July 28, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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got this spam email from a hiring platform in where they noted that I was the top 1% C++ developers on GitHub

I barely know TypeScript and intentionally do not write C++, their job platform must not be good 💀
A screenshot of a nameless hiring platform's website. It notes that user Spotlight on GitHub is within the "top 1% C++ engineers globally", and that I'm primarily active on the weekends. It then goes on to note that I am primarily versed in TypeScript, Swift, and C++, but then cites one single pull request I've made to large organizations. (The two in C++, Dolphin and Trail of Bits, were years ago.)
July 13, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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a broken clock is 9:41 all day, apparently
An iOS 26 lockscreen poster is present, proudly toting “09:41” in thick font. Overlayed beneath is a photo of a luscious green valley. Underneath rounded bezels, the wallpaper selection UI appears to be present, for whatever reason.
July 9, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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either Flighty messed up, or they stopped doing DWI checks on pilots
A screenshot of Flighty showing the plane’s path. It shows the plane repeatedly departing DFW, looping around, and returning, almost in a peacock like shape.
June 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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why do I want to start taking estrogen? for work purposes, of course,
A search result linking to the O'Reilly Media website. A book is present, titled "Debugging teams: Creating relationships to get things done". Its description follows: "This book begins with you: getting you to embrace HRT and really internalize what it means to put HRT at the center of your interactions."
June 18, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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on the opposite end of the spectrum, this opossum definitely knows what they’re doing
Presumably a bedroom with many items scattered about on the floor. An opossum is on top of a basket, standing up on its hind legs.
May 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM