Let's set up a Go Fund Me page, to raise the cash to buy a One-Way ticket to Pyongyang for the Right-Wing, racist, thick-as-shit, cock Womble.

This! 100 percent! LOVE Kurt. xxxx

I strongly suggest, not leaving your beds, as it's genuinely as hyperborean, as I can EVER EVER remember. AND, I am Jurassic! In fact, I can still, just about recall, the 'good old days", during the Ice Age and tbh, it was much balmier back then, than it is, this flipping freezing morning. Brrrrrr

According to the vile Mail, chicken is now (Checks Notes) erm WOKE! YES! Flippin chicken! Being decidedly WOKE, I've long been a chicken fan so, am a tad smug, at my prescience. Obvs 'fancy fillings' like the outrageously exotic, avocado, peppers, chillies & olives, r blatantly & DANGEROUSLY WOKE!

Erm ... different times. Cough.

Chortle! #OMD

#BoybandsForever #East17 #BrianHarvey

Ella Baron on Donald Trump’s first cabinet appointments – cartoon.

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Musk's casual sarcasm is sickeningly despicable, moronically dangerous and potentially seriously destabilising.

Cue, The Fonz doing his trademark double thumbs up and cooly saying, "Ayyyy".