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Brittani and Whitney, I'm assuming?

"Shitney" is a lovely way to include both their names 🤣
August 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM
It all seems like production told Julia to "step it up" this season.

None of Julia's reactions are feeling genuine.

Too bad, cause she was quirky fun her first 2 seasons.
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June 26, 2025 at 2:58 AM
And it keeps getting better...

Welcome the the cult of #RHOSLC
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May 30, 2025 at 2:17 PM
On #WWHL it was even more evident...

I'm all for a grand return, but still be authentic.

Not like a drag queen version of yourself.
May 28, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Sad.
May 24, 2025 at 7:04 AM
💯

Plus, it gave us this great moment in Kenya #HERstory #RHOA
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May 6, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Ehhhh, I used to love LVP, but she's morphing into a caricature of herself.

It all felt verrrrrry pressed. #RHOBH #WWHL
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May 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
He tried to ride the Erika hate train to relevancy...but he's just a fame hungry hack.
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May 3, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Ummmm...

I really hate to take Jax's side in any argument, but I'm not sure Kristin can trademark slapping "The Valley" on some merch. 🤔

#TheValley
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May 2, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Angie Harrington seemed like an absolutely filthy rich hot ass mess.

How #RHOSLC didn't hold on to her is beyond me.
April 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
#RHONY for sure.

However, first season, they're still trying to figure out WTF Real Housewives even is.

But by the second (and especially third) seasons, it becomes art.
April 30, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I would take Simon Van Kampen over Brit at this point. #RHOA
April 30, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Yeah, but I would only want EARLY Nene back.

She became "so nasty and so rude" those last couple of seasons, I would be afraid she'd show up with that buzzkill energy if she ever did come back. #RHOA
April 30, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I think Mia is trying to manifest it...

Hopefully, Bravo ain't that dumb. #RHOP #RHOA
April 30, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Yup.

I think you're just not as surprised as other #RHOA viewers are.
April 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
You can hear them thinking "I'm the Stassi" "I'm totes Ariana"
April 24, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I wonder how long Garcelle's temper tantrum will continue.

Press is press, I guess.
April 23, 2025 at 2:50 AM
It's a hard disagree from me. I liked that she was laughing throughout most of the video. And if those pics were public, then it's fair game.

Did Kenya do too much? Sure. But would we have a season if she hadn't? Not so sure.

And soon we'll have to watch Fakedra try to save the end of the season
April 20, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Here she comes....

#RHOBH
April 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Yeah, she was a mess at the reunion.

I want to accuse your family of a felony (and traumatizing your 2 small children)...BUT you still better give me a smile and a hug or I quit!! #RHOBH
April 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
So true.

It was like a lukewarm rehashing of everything we already know.

Literally zero new information. Whomp whomp.
April 19, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I liked it better when it was called #RHONJ
April 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM