@snodlander.bsky.social
Husband, raconteur, artist, bon Vivant, author, pagan sex god, chef, polyglot, comedian, and fantasist.
Self unemployed in Portugal.
No pets, no cares, no hair, no clue
Self unemployed in Portugal.
No pets, no cares, no hair, no clue
Because America never rename military campuses, geographical features it french fries
December 1, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Because America never rename military campuses, geographical features it french fries
Because if you're white it's a mental health issue
December 1, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Because if you're white it's a mental health issue
We performed it at school. An undergraduate studying it as part of his degree saw our production and said he'd never realised it was a comedy
November 28, 2025 at 1:46 PM
We performed it at school. An undergraduate studying it as part of his degree saw our production and said he'd never realised it was a comedy
He's right. We don't want trash food and mass shootings in our country. Send the Americans back to their own country.
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
He's right. We don't want trash food and mass shootings in our country. Send the Americans back to their own country.
I've just got my red cross parcel of green teas while I'm in the UK
November 3, 2025 at 10:16 AM
I've just got my red cross parcel of green teas while I'm in the UK
Make me laugh - a senryu
Make me laugh, she said
Something weird and not too long
So I dropped my pants
(c) Bob Simms
Make me laugh, she said
Something weird and not too long
So I dropped my pants
(c) Bob Simms
November 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Make me laugh - a senryu
Make me laugh, she said
Something weird and not too long
So I dropped my pants
(c) Bob Simms
Make me laugh, she said
Something weird and not too long
So I dropped my pants
(c) Bob Simms
Don't you open that trap door!
October 24, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Don't you open that trap door!
I could care less
October 20, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I could care less
Maybe if you joined the rest of the civilised world and had universal healthcare and did something about firearms being the leading cause of death amongst children you wouldn't need to keep women barefoot and pregnant.
October 19, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Maybe if you joined the rest of the civilised world and had universal healthcare and did something about firearms being the leading cause of death amongst children you wouldn't need to keep women barefoot and pregnant.
The land of Shakespeare
October 8, 2025 at 10:31 AM
The land of Shakespeare
America is the only developed country with this obscene system.
October 8, 2025 at 10:21 AM
America is the only developed country with this obscene system.
You know you can get rechargeable batteries, right?
September 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
You know you can get rechargeable batteries, right?
Enduring pain and distress in pregnancy can also adversely affect fetal development. Bobby came up with belief and has cherry picked data to then support it
September 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Enduring pain and distress in pregnancy can also adversely affect fetal development. Bobby came up with belief and has cherry picked data to then support it
Ooh ooh am I on it?
September 22, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Ooh ooh am I on it?
He's not been able to speak properly for years
September 2, 2025 at 11:32 AM
He's not been able to speak properly for years
Every western country has mental health issues. Why are school shootings so common in the USA?
August 31, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Every western country has mental health issues. Why are school shootings so common in the USA?
All Western countries have mental health issues. I wonder why they don't have mass shootings at the same scale as the USA?
August 31, 2025 at 4:32 PM
All Western countries have mental health issues. I wonder why they don't have mass shootings at the same scale as the USA?