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Snob Dylan
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I used to be a piece of shit
Quick question: what the hell are you on about
January 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
It’s true, if Pickens had simply teleported to where the ball was thrown, it would’ve been an easy catch
January 5, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I can’t even watch a movie without a big glass of wine

And popcorn!
January 5, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Okay but lying to cover another cop’s ass also seems like a plus for the LAPD so that doesn’t do it for me
January 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM
To be fair, he may have failed the exam simply because he refused to commit any hate crimes or domestic violence.
January 5, 2025 at 4:26 AM
He’s never missed a single opportunity to post an unfunny rebuttal to Trump.

“Holy. Fucking. Shit. The orange man is really going down this time”
January 2, 2025 at 7:40 PM
TLDR: Yes
January 2, 2025 at 7:38 PM
First ad: TK Jeweler’s
January 2, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Mark is going to slip on massage oil on the floor and break his neck
January 2, 2025 at 6:44 PM
It is indeed tempting to everyone but the players. The season was expanded (2 seasons ago maybe?) from 16 games to 17, and the expectation is that we’ll be at 18 games with 2 bye weeks in the near future.
December 29, 2024 at 7:01 PM
The Jaguars are in the midst of spending millions of dollars on a multi year stadium renovation plan. They aren’t moving. NFL is more likely to expand than to move a team right now
December 29, 2024 at 2:43 PM
Dave Wiki is eating nothing but burgers because it’s all he can afford
December 29, 2024 at 2:42 PM
Rumors circulating that Louis Farrakhan is being named DC
December 27, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Was not expecting Orlock to call for the overthrow of capitalism but I embrace it
December 27, 2024 at 4:17 AM
Counterpoint: don’t run for elected office at 150 years old
December 27, 2024 at 4:15 AM
Yeah also make Scott Stapp commissioner. Dude is a wild card
December 26, 2024 at 2:54 AM
If you want to fix you algorithm just watch literally one MrBeast video and you’ll never see anything other than MrBeast recommended to you again.

Probably won’t help on the depression front though
December 26, 2024 at 2:32 AM
My tactic is usually just to pretend that the dog at the party is blowing me. That always gets a laugh
December 26, 2024 at 2:29 AM
Damn that’s crazy, I thought the low point was requiring a dirty forearm to the head to beat the fucking Jaguars
December 26, 2024 at 2:28 AM
That staffer is a national hero. The whole public almost found out that we had a geriatric congressman.
December 21, 2024 at 12:55 AM
You actually did say it bro I’ve seen this one a thousand times
December 21, 2024 at 12:06 AM
You, bro
December 20, 2024 at 9:42 PM