Fuck i hate being sober at the ave

Yknow, i get why they call the show Invincible cuz no meaningful character ever fucking dies lol

Probably the thing i hate the most about being completely irreparably addicted to scrolling through instagram reels is the sour, piercing ache of anger i get in the pit of my stomach every time i hear that stupid fucking "Huh?" Audio sample they use at the start of all the breaking bad clips

redesign of a classic

If i dont get a lil smooch soon i s2g my heads gonna just... do that

An 18 year old said "awesomesauce" to me today culture really is cyclical

"Shut the hell your mouth" is such an underrated vine-phrase that still lived in my head rent free. Gotta start using that one more often

Im gonna learn how to do a kickflip this summer otherwise im gonna kms myself

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The nonbinary urge to get choked out and spit on just a little bit

Off my face on 3 energy drinks at work im about to see god

Thank god. There's porn on here. Had me worried for a sec