...I just saw this the other day 🤣 here's one from reputable toy brand for those who are interested:

www.amazon.com/Satisfyer-Pa...

It's such an awful feeling

I'm bummed I didn't know about that kids dictionary! My kids are just a bit too old for that now.

There's that saying, reading is fundamental. We read to our kids every night until they were old enough to read on their own. And now there's always a pile of library books in the house 👍

5. Christmas clearance! Stores are already marking things down 🎉

4. Dopamine rush - it's that #ADHD again

3. The stores aren't nearly as busy as you think

2. Almost everyone who matters to me have birthdays the last few months of the year. I already went through this painful exercise of trying to find gifts for people who don't need anything!

1. Nobody *needs* anything, and I like giving functional gifts 😔 (e.g. if they had X, it would really them with Y).

#ADHD, duh

Does he look like comic book guy?

*Enters the room from left field*

How hasn't this devolved into a washcloth vs. loofah vs. just a soap bar (or body wash) debate yet??

🤣 that debate makes no sense

whats next? 'is my man soft for telling me he loves me?' 😂

Agreed. Which LLM did you use for this example?

#SPOLITICS What are your thoughts on cities continuing to provide major tax breaks to professional sports teams? If tax subsidies were banned, how do you think that would impact outcomes of these teams?

Someone at work once said coworker's backside looked like a sack of potatoes 🥔 🤣

💯 Funny that you said the quiet part out loud

I almost spit out my drink. I thought you said BOBBY and Whitney. Whew

Exceptions would be food that's neutral or objectively pleasant, like baked goods. But anything that's say savory? If it's not in front of me on a table, get it away from me ASAP please!!