I was at a game where prime Johan Santana pitched to Ken Huckaby. It wasn't a question of whether Huckaby would strike out but how many pitches it would take; the answer turned out to be three. That should've been Hoffman vs. Rojas.

This is the big one for me, too. If Ohtani gets you, whatever, he's arguably the greatest player ever. But Miguel fucking Rojas? Throw him three fastballs and move on.

Second if you count position players!

I was offered a joint on my way out of the stadium. I said no thanks, I didn't smoke, guy immediately offered me a bump instead. This was in between helping to break up two fights. Post-game was a time, man.

Run, two grocery shops, taking my mom on a symphony date. Sadness hates a moving target
(although it might enjoy Sibelius…).

Last night lol

Was gonna say…need sleep, need vegetables. It’s been a fever dream, and I’m glad it’s ending one way or another.

Teams that win Game 5 to go up 3-2 win Game 6 70% of the time let's gooooo