Im at work today for "mandatory overtime," and my wife sent me this. I don't know what I did to deserve this woman in my life, but I give thanks for her every day. @aliandras.bsky.social

Why do my fully charged earbuds deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

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One of my Christmas gifts this year, from my mother-in-law. This set was awesome to assemble!

I don't think I want a new year this time around. Maybe a gently used year, like a 2015, or a 1998 if it's in really good shape.

I went to the woods and accidentally touched some poison ivy. It changed my pronouns.

I'm now it/she.

I really should post here more often.

Here, have a joke.

I like to tell Dad jokes.

He doesn't laugh at most of them though.

If a medium can speak with ghosts, imagine what a large can do.

Why does it feel like we're living in the part of the History Textbooks that starts with "Events leading up to..."?

Me: Hey, the drought is gone, maybe I can use my fire pit this winter.

The Weather: Bitch, you thought.

Of all the things that taste like chicken, I find it strange that eggs aren't one of them.

The beginning of December continues to remind me why it sucks. My mom died on December 3rd, and my dad just told me that my grandpa collapsed tonight and is unresponsive. Send positive thoughts please.

How do i teach my body that my fight or flight response is supposed to be for life threatening situations, not making a phone call?