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snievan12.bsky.social
Colin
@snievan12.bsky.social
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Here from the old hellsite. Into pop-punk, cats, Minnesota sports (but here for all of it), Warcraft, Magic: the Gathering, gardening tips, and, of course, shitposts.

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Roger watching a Hoosiers game at the airport now applies to football games.
Scene from American Dad where the Smith family is standing in a bullet-hole riddled version of their living room, looking back at their landline answering machine. Roger is speaking through because he forgot to hang-up his phone at an airport bar, watching a Hoosier game. "I'm just gonna head to my gate, this game's a blowout. Is anyone watching this game? You are? Why, it's a blowout?"
November 15, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Simpsons image of a display showing the silhouette of Groundskeeper Willie with a shotgun, with a green text overlay reading "IRAQI FIGHTER JET"
October 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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There must always be a chimp king.
A close-up of Terenas Menethil II as a ghost.
October 4, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Mr burns in an sea Admiral outfit, sitting next to count chocula and across from Apu, all in a small rowboat, while he yells "Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!" Apu is rowing the boat.
October 3, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Critics never like dumb comedies.
Rotten Tomatoes score for Super Troopers. 37% critic score, 90% audience score.
September 17, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Todaybor day is the only day you can post this
Felt puppets of Homestar Runner (holding a wooden spoon and wearing an orange tupperware bowl as a helmet) and The Cheat. There is a small-appliance popcorn machine running. A white banner with the text "Todaybor Day is Labor Day!"
September 1, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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New entry to the "Colin with one 'L'" configuration
A receipt ticket with the name 'Collin L.', a misinterpreted or misheard form of "Colin with one 'L'."
August 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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What if I also hit the baby into the Little Ceasers hole and give everyone in the park free pizza?
A picture of left field fence at Comerica Park, with the Little Ceaserd mascot holding a baseball glove with a hole in it just past the outfield fence
June 16, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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A green fish character from SpongeBob seated at a table, twisting himself to look over his shoulder at something causing a disturbance.
June 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Crackers, Gromit! We've forgotten the crackers!
Wallace panicking with his hands up about the lack of Crackers for their trip to the moon.
April 7, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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I spil my jice mods help help
Small orange cat-girl looking sadly at her tipped-over glass or orange juice, spilt across the table that is too big for her.
March 29, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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I didn't realize there were two in the same year. To clarify, it's this one.
A still frame of Pinocchio, wearing a light blue tunic and striped orange pants. He is mid-air, flipping over a tree branch.
January 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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No, that coat's too big.
Hans Moleman talking in a phone booth while birds are flying uncontrollably outside.
January 21, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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Nice
A screenshot on a dark, blank background reading "MLB season begins in 69 days"
January 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Hey kid! I'm a computer!
A cartoon image of a dark-haired mustached man in a G.I. Joe uniform, with text overlay saying "Stop all the downloading!"
January 15, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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Man looks like he just finished a shift with the Bloodsail Pirates
January 1, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Took longer than anticipated, but we got there.
Achievement earned, requirement of reaching max level (80) with all 13 classes.
December 23, 2024 at 5:57 PM
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Screenshot for better resolution. I love how stupidly the model holds your weapons.
Purple dinosaur holding two mace weapons on a rock, with a cool-toned sky background.
December 22, 2024 at 3:41 AM
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Trash acquired.
December 21, 2024 at 4:38 PM
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December 17, 2024 at 4:19 PM
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@minakimes.bsky.social The Bengals after this game:
Moe wearing a Bengals hat, looking at a noose hanging in the back room of his tavern, telling it calmly "not today, old friend."
December 10, 2024 at 4:24 AM
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Are you comfy, Ian?
Ian the tabby is relaxing in his pink cat bed on a people-sized bed, one paw stretched forward.
November 24, 2024 at 3:18 PM
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I'm sorry I have to leave for work 😫
November 20, 2024 at 1:49 PM
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Not a single Teysa in the replies???
November 19, 2024 at 8:22 PM
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I'm just saying, someone smarter than me should work on a WeakAura that starts blasting Deja Vu // Initial D once you start drifting with the new D.R.I.V.E. mount.
November 14, 2024 at 7:46 PM