So ironically, I'll be asking for a bunch of prescriptions for solutions to the side-effects of following doctor's orders to become un-fat the next time I see my GP.

Option C is I figure out some magic combination of almonds and seeds that apparently almost nobody has figured out.

What are the chances that goes well?

15 minutes into supposed all staff meeting (where I am sitting, by myself), I look closer at my inbox and realise the damn thing was postponed for 2 weeks at 10am this morning 😡

The best thing about Mastodon was the edit button. You always spot the typo way too late, eh?

Cheers, auto-correct 🙃

Why would I contribute in any way to a society that takes a dump on the have-nots in order to enrich the haves?

It's utterly demoralising.

Peanuts take 5+ months to grow. Wheat is faster, but you need a lot of it and it can be prone to pest and disease. Do you have room for a cow? How will you get her pregnant so you have milk?

Is this honestly how you would want to spend your life?