"This is very suddenly sounding like a cult—

Is it a cult?

... is it a sex cult?"

"… But then I can't take you out to places, can I? If one of us has to stay here—"

"Well, that's why you don't just get one or two.

Start a congregation, build up a following. Sure, it's a burden for three or four, but ten or more? Shifts will be easy that way—"

"Is it? If the problem is that you're the last one, I dont see why you couldn't solve the issue by reinvigorating the order—"

"So… we get more caretakers? Find 'em. Make 'em. Train 'em, or whatever—"

"And did this supposed Duty include the explicit phrasing that 'You, and only ever you', are to perform it?

…Or are you just trying to say you /really/ want to get railed in front of... whatever deity remains?"

"That doesn't mean you don't deserve a weekend getaway from time to time. Nor does your burden need to fall to you alone."

"A few heirs to watch the temple on the weekend whilst you explore, perhaps…?"

"Sure, sure. Deny it all you like.

Or… get your itch scratched—"