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SoySauce
@sneakysoysauce.bsky.social
Gamer/Furry | 31yrs | D&D Player🎲 | Taken | bisexual| bad pun lover| Goated with the sauce | just making friends | daquarius the strippomat kingpin lord of the femboys, violator of rights, devourer of junk food
Tired and exhausted thoughts before work is over.

If i had to change anything on me, it's too slim down ever so slighty and add that to some girth below the waist, not too much, just some. Also, to fix this damn ankle of mine.
December 22, 2023 at 2:07 PM
Chicken is a goto late night work meal, so i dont fatten up more. I gotta keep the dad bod fit and not croak by 40.

And now for my late night joke!

What do witches put on their bagels?

Scream cheese!
December 22, 2023 at 9:50 AM
5:30 am so tired at work, but insomnia and adhd never allow me to pass out or sleep easy. It's like a buff and debuff at the same time.

So heres a joke

What do you call a security guard working at the Samsung store?

Guardian of the galaxy!
December 21, 2023 at 1:28 PM
What's the best machine to get money from a casino?

The atm
December 20, 2023 at 1:26 PM
2 hours, 30 minutes left of work, i wanna sleep, and other things that'll make people blush
December 20, 2023 at 12:52 PM
I'm sitting in a car doing security work overnight for 10 hrs. I'm glad im a night owl, and I miss my wife talking to me, though.
December 20, 2023 at 8:51 AM