Love the Gimmes. They could punk-cover the Star-Spangled Banner

I may have been too subtle. It’s ok, we are on the same side. Peace my friend.

Eventually natural selection will weed out the anti-vaxxer genes, if they don’t kill us all first.

I mean no disrespect to you personally-I think we just disagree about the facts.

Five of my friends landed at JFK with six-month tourist visas and just stayed. It happens all the time.

The real issue to me is that Trump is making straw men out of immigrants to distract the country from his real agenda, which is to make himself as much money as possible.

Good luck with that. Border control has never worked including under Eisenhower, Reagan, the Bushes, and worst of all, Trump the First. Immigrants don’t always swim the Rio Grande. They fly into an airport with valid documents and just don’t go home.

I would feel safer if they just kept the “dangerous criminals” in jail instead of freeing them. Seems a lot like the Trump version of “catch and release”, only with gangs of ass rapers instead of hungry, poor, decent people.

I must be missing something. If America empties the jails of hardened criminals and deports them, can’t they just come back to America, only not be in jail?

Not sure why Trump would be worried about ending Daylight Savings Time. He’s clearly on the path to end all time.

A woman once instructed me to “circle the clit”, so I started gently moving around it. She said, “no, stupid, circle it with a magic marker so you can actually find it”.

So glad we still have the freedom to call him a cocksucker.

For now.

Making a 12 year old girl carry a fetus to term or forcing a woman to bear a rape-baby is not a pro-life. It’s anti-woman. More to the point, it’s just downright evil.

Let’s call them what they are: Forced Birthers. The far right is great at messaging. They managed to change anti-abortion to pro-life. Forced birth is a more accurate name.

…🎶🎶 now there’s cum on Eileen 🎶🎶🎶… I was much younger when we sang that at closing time.

1-877-KARS-4-KIDS. When I hear that commercial I push the closest button. I’d rather listen to Fox News than hear it. And for anyone who argues that the commercial did its job by making me remember the jingle, it will be the last place I ever donated anything to. All because of that stupid song.

Don’t worry about it; a true friend shares. Unless it was Ambien.

I can’t always remember regular words. A secret word is just one that I’ll never find on a slip of paper.

🍊🤡… swim out past the breakers and watch the world die…