TikTok keeps messing with Taylor Swift. First it was correcting searches for "smallest man who ever lived" to "smallest woman". Today it claimed her website was dangerous and wouldn't link.

But the Swifties raised hell and pushed back.

Be like Swifties 💜

Such losers. No amount of money will fix their personalities.

TikTok didn't come back.

It died and now Suckerberg, Elonia, and Cheeto-Bitch-Baby are wearing it's face.

#tiktok #tiktokban

Facebook informed me that the meme contains false info about billionaires not paying taxes.

Markie, are you having big feels about you and your friends being spoken about accurately?

#taxbillionaires #fuckmeta

It happened. TikTok went dark.
#tiktokban

A guy was staring at me from the lobby too long as I got into the elevator and I gave him a "what are you looking at?"-face.

I forgot this was what I was wearing.

Sorry bud. My bad.

Captain Mal is living in my head rent free